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Old 02-29-2008, 03:41 AM   #51 (permalink)
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Face your deficiencies and acknowledge them, but do not let them master you. Let them teach you patience, sweetness, insight.
Helen Keller

For every minute you are angry, you lose sixty seconds of happiness.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Optimism is essential to achievement and it is also the foundation of courage and true progress.
Nicholas Murray Butler

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Old 03-03-2008, 05:01 AM   #52 (permalink)
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If there is one thing upon this earth that mankind love and admire better than another, it is a brave man. It is the man who dares to look the devil in the face and tell him he is a devil.
James A. Garfield

All high achievers plan their work and work their plan, for they are keenly aware that luck is most often being prepared to take advantage of a situation.
Unknown

Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. Security does not exist in nature, nor do the children of men as a whole, experience it. Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than exposure.
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Old 03-04-2008, 12:58 PM   #53 (permalink)
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Look to your health and if you have it, praise God and value it next to conscience, for health is the second blessing that we mortals are capable of. A blessing money can't buy.
Izaak Walton

The things that come to those who wait may be the things left by those who got there first.
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When we accept tough jobs as a challenge to our ability and wade into them with joy and enthusiasm, miracles can happen.
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Search others for their virtues, thyself for thy vices.
Benjamin Franklin

Treasure the love you have received above all. It will survive long after your gold and good health have vanished.
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If you wish to know what a man is, place him in authority.
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Envy is the art of counting the other fellow's blessings instead of your own.
Harold Coffin

Hard things are put in our way, not to stop us, but to call out our courage and strength.
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Aim at the sun and you may not reach it, but your arrow will fly far higher than if you had aimed at an object on a level with yourself.
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Never go out to meet trouble. If you will just sit still, nine cases out of ten, someone will intercept it before it reaches you.

Calvin Coolidge

I can think of nothing less pleasurable than a life devoted to pleasure.

John D. Rockefeller

Character is like a tree and reputation like its shadow. The shadow is what we think of it, the tree is the real thing.

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Andy Andrews

Flow with whatever is happening and let your mind be free. Stay centered by accepting whatever you are doing. This is the ultimate.
Unknown

Until you value yourself, you will not value your time. Until you value your time, you will not do anything with it.
M. Scott Peck

Happiness consists not in having much, but in being content with little.
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Knowledge is having information. Wisdom is knowing what to do with it. Intelligence is doing it.
Peter Stern

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status.
Laurence J. Peter

When you take a risk and step out of the norm, you run the risk and sometimes you fail. But you only fail if you give up.
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Hans Selye

Optimists make the best of it when they get the worst of it.
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Life is a quarry, out of which we are to mold and chisel and complete a character.
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