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Old 04-08-2008, 12:39 PM   #71 (permalink)
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There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage.

Martin Luther King, Jr.

Courtesy is doing unto others what you would like them to do unto you.

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Old 04-10-2008, 01:35 PM   #72 (permalink)
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If man is man and God is God, to live without prayer is not merely an awful thing: it is an infinitely foolish thing.
Phillips Brooks

Some people are always grumbling because roses have thorns. I am thankful that thorns have roses.
Allophones Karr

No pessimist ever discovered the secrets of the stars or sailed to an unchartered land or opened a new heaven to the human spirit.
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Old 05-06-2008, 04:35 AM   #73 (permalink)
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When you take a risk and step out of the norm, you run the risk and sometimes fail. But you only fail if you give up.
J. Peterman

Happiness consists not in having much, but in being content with little.
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General George S. Patton called the M1 Garand rifle (used by our soldiers in both WWII and the Korean War) "the greatest implement of battle ever devised".
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Water is the only drink for a wise man.
--Henry David Thoreau

Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of our thanksgiving.
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Old 05-08-2008, 12:51 PM   #76 (permalink)
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No one is useless in this world who lightens the burdens of another.
--Charles Dickens

What is laid down, ordered, factual is never enough to embrace the whole truth. Life always spills over the rim of every cup.
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Being a full-time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs, since the payment is pure love.
--Mildred B. Vermont

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child.
--Sophia Loren

Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible.
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I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars.
Og Mandino

If man does find the solution for world peace, it will be the most revolutionary reversal of his record we have ever known.
George C. Marshall

Self-respect is the root of discipline. The sense of dignity grows with the ability to say no to oneself.
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"I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 12, 2008
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Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
George Bernard Shaw

If you fell down yesterday, stand up today.
H.G. Wells

Life is no brief candle to me. It is sort of a splendid torch. Handing it on to future generations.
Shaw
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