Interesting Quotes

[LAWRENCE]

If you want to say it with flowers, a single rose says: "I'm cheap!" -Delta Burke

Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself. -Roseanne

I am not the boss of my house. I don't know when I lost it. I don't know if I ever had it. But I have seen the boss's job and I do not want it. -Bill Cosby

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. -Tim Allen

We have women in the military, but they don't put us in the front lines. They don't know if we can fight, if we can kill. I think we can. All the general has to do is walk over to the women and say, "You see the enemy over there? They say you look fat in those uniforms." -Elayne Boosler

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. -Phyllis Diller

Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded. -Tim Allen

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten. -George Carlin

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house. -Zsa Zsa Gabor

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[sexysadie]

Good ones Lawrence..lol..

[LAWRENCE]

Relationships are hard. It's like a full-time job, and we should
treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave
you, they should give you two weeks notice. There should be
severance pay, and before they leave you, they should have to
find you a temp."

- Bob Ettinger

[LAWRENCE]

"Magician David Blain is going to crawl into a block of ice and
stay there for two days. Apparently he practiced by having an
affair with Martha Stewart."

- Conan O'Brien

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[LAWRENCE]

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

Eleanor Roosevelt, 1884 - 1962

[LAWRENCE]

Dollars and guns are no substitutes for brains and will power.

Humility must always be the portion of any man who receives acclaim earned in the blood of his followers and the sacrifices of his friends.

I despise all adjectives that try to describe people as liberal or conservative, rightist or leftist, as long as they stay in the useful part of the road.

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, as one who has seen its brutality, its futility, its stupidity.

I like to believe that people in the long run are going to do more to promote peace than our governments. Indeed, I think that people want peace so much that one of these days governments had better get out of the way and let them have it.

You do not lead by hitting people over the head. That's assault, not leadership

All from Dwight D. Eisenhower, 1890 - 1969

[indianajoe]

"Whiskey don't make liars, it just makes fools" ~ James McMurtry

excert form song "Too Long In The Wasteland"

[LAWRENCE]

Other people may be there to help us, teach us, guide us along our path. But the lesson to be learned is always ours.

- Melody Beattie



Tradition is a guide and not a jailer.

- W. Somerset Maugham, 1874 - 1965

[LAWRENCE]

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like and do what you'd rather not.


Sacred cows make the best hamburger.

Mark Twain, 1835 - 1910

[LAWRENCE]

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four
Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of
your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you."

- Rita Mae Brown