You havn't come here to muck about, so, have a shit and fuckoff out!

You havn't come here to sit and wonder, so, piss and shit and fart like thunder!

Here i sit, broken hearted, spent a penny, and only farted!

The art to fart is a noble art, it gives the stomach ease, it warms the bed on a chilly night, and suffocates all the fleas!

When you reach your mid-forties two things ring true, never pass a toilet without taking a leak, and never never trust a fart!