Toilet Quotes

jungleking · 01-30-2008, 10:05 AM

You havn't come here to muck about, so, have a shit and fuckoff out!

You havn't come here to sit and wonder, so, piss and shit and fart like thunder!

Here i sit, broken hearted, spent a penny, and only farted!

The art to fart is a noble art, it gives the stomach ease, it warms the bed on a chilly night, and suffocates all the fleas!

When you reach your mid-forties two things ring true, never pass a toilet without taking a leak, and never never trust a fart!

01-30-2008, 10:05 AM	#1 (permalink)
jungleking Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Abbottabad,Pakistan Posts: 2,179 Rep Power: 176	Toilet Quotes You havn't come here to muck about, so, have a shit and fuckoff out! You havn't come here to sit and wonder, so, piss and shit and fart like thunder! Here i sit, broken hearted, spent a penny, and only farted! The art to fart is a noble art, it gives the stomach ease, it warms the bed on a chilly night, and suffocates all the fleas! When you reach your mid-forties two things ring true, never pass a toilet without taking a leak, and never never trust a fart! __________________