Drinking quotes

hollyjohnnylee · 02-27-2008, 09:22 PM

Drinking quotes

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." ~Frank Sinatra~

"When I read about the evils of drinking...I gave up reading." ~Henny Youngman~

"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case....Coincidence? I think not." ~Stephen Wright~

"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!"
~Brian O'Rourke~

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." ~Benjamin Franklin~

"BEER: HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 3000 B.C.!!! " ~ "Unknown" ~

Mimi · 04-15-2008, 12:47 PM

Who takes an hour to drink a beer??

02-27-2008, 09:22 PM	#1 (permalink)
hollyjohnnylee Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Lincolnton,North Carolina Posts: 1,587 Rep Power: 33	Drinking quotes Drinking quotes "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." ~Frank Sinatra~ "When I read about the evils of drinking...I gave up reading." ~Henny Youngman~ "24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case....Coincidence? I think not." ~Stephen Wright~ "When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!" ~Brian O'Rourke~ "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." ~Benjamin Franklin~ "BEER: HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 3000 B.C.!!! " ~ "Unknown" ~

04-15-2008, 12:47 PM	#2 (permalink)
Mimi Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 4,384 Rep Power: 551	Who takes an hour to drink a beer?? __________________