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Old 02-28-2008, 05:53 PM   #1 (permalink)
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"Pirates of the Carribean"
"If you were waiting for the opportune moment ... that was it."

Robin Williams
The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev

Billy Wilder
Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award.
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Sigourney Weaver ( Ripley - Alien )
Cargo and ship destroyed. I should reach the frontier in about 6 weeks. With a little luck, the network will pick me up. This is Ripley, last survivor of The Nostromo, signing off.

Harry Warner, Warner Brothers
Who the [heck] wants to hear actors talk?

Arnold Schwarzenegger
One of my movies was called "True Lies." It's what the Democrats should have called their convention.
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William Shatner
( Kirk - Star Trek IV - Voyage Home )
No, I'm from Iowa. I only work in outer space.

Joan Rivers
Elizabeth Taylor has more chins than the Chinese telephone directory.
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Gilda Radner
I base most of my fashion taste on
what doesn't itch.

Christopher Plummer
Julie Andrews has lilacs instead of pubic hairs.

Peter O'Toole
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
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Jennifer Grey ("Baby" Houseman): That was the summer of 1963, when everybody called me Baby, and it didn't occur to me to mind. That was before President Kennedy was shot, before the Beatles, when I couldn't wait to join the Peace Corps, and I thought I'd never find a guy as great as my dad. That was the summer we went to Kellerman's.

Patrick Swayze (Johnny Castle): Nobody puts Baby in a corner.
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Clint Eastwood (Harry Callahan): I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?
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Clint Eastwood (Harry Callahan): Well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard. That's my policy.
John Vernon (The Mayor): Intent? How did you establish that?
Clint Eastwood (Harry Callahan): : When a man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross!
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Arnold Schwarzenegger (The Terminator): Hasta la vista, baby!
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