Words Of Wisdom .... sort of

indianajoe · 05-21-2008, 02:55 AM

Favorite words of wisdom for the month.

1. Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas.

2. You need only two tools. WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape.

3. The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship "I apologize" and "You are right."

4. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

5. When you make a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm.

6. The only really good advice that your mother ever gave you was," Go! You might meet somebody!"

7. If he/she says that you are too good for him/her--believe them.

8. Learn to pick your battles; ask yourself, 'Will this matter one year from now? How about one month? One week? One day?'

9. Never pass up an opportunity to pee.

10. If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance!

11. Living well really is the best revenge. Being miserable because of a bad or former relationship just might mean that the other person was right about you.

12. Work is good, but it's not that important.

13. Be really nice to your friends and family. You never know when you are going to need them to empty your bedpan!

**squirt** · 05-22-2008, 12:29 AM

1. Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas

roflmfao ... never give anyone a haircut after 3 margaritas lol

gods angel · 05-27-2008, 12:58 AM

When one is following the light, make sure it isn't a back-up light.

**squirt** · 05-27-2008, 01:34 AM

roflmfao ... they don't all have that beep, beep, beep! lmao

gods angel · 05-27-2008, 01:40 AM

No Beeps on a cars backup lights. LOL And at 55mph, it's going to be coming at you pretty fast.

05-21-2008, 02:55 AM	#1 (permalink)
indianajoe Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Indiana Posts: 16,434 Rep Power: 779	Words Of Wisdom .... sort of Favorite words of wisdom for the month. 1. Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas. 2. You need only two tools. WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape. 3. The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship "I apologize" and "You are right." 4. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them. 5. When you make a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm. 6. The only really good advice that your mother ever gave you was," Go! You might meet somebody!" 7. If he/she says that you are too good for him/her--believe them. 8. Learn to pick your battles; ask yourself, 'Will this matter one year from now? How about one month? One week? One day?' 9. Never pass up an opportunity to pee. 10. If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance! 11. Living well really is the best revenge. Being miserable because of a bad or former relationship just might mean that the other person was right about you. 12. Work is good, but it's not that important. 13. Be really nice to your friends and family. You never know when you are going to need them to empty your bedpan!

05-22-2008, 12:29 AM	#2 (permalink)
squirt Super Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 263,175 Rep Power: 100	1. Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas roflmfao ... never give anyone a haircut after 3 margaritas lol __________________

05-27-2008, 12:58 AM	#3 (permalink)
gods angel Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Land of the Morning Star Posts: 17,202 Rep Power: 1324	When one is following the light, make sure it isn't a back-up light.

05-27-2008, 01:34 AM	#4 (permalink)
squirt Super Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 263,175 Rep Power: 100	roflmfao ... they don't all have that beep, beep, beep! lmao

05-27-2008, 01:40 AM	#5 (permalink)
gods angel Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Land of the Morning Star Posts: 17,202 Rep Power: 1324	No Beeps on a cars backup lights. LOL And at 55mph, it's going to be coming at you pretty fast.