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Old 06-03-2008, 03:43 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Smile 10 Not So Famous Quotes

Remember the quotes of JFK, Nathan Hale and FDR? Well, many famous people said things that will never go down in history. Here's why:

George Washington to Martha - “I'm getting ready to brush my teeth. Where's the Lemon Pledge?”

Paul Revere on the night of his famous ride - “What do you mean I was doing 50 in a 35 zone?”

Christopher Columbus upon his arrival to the New World - “See if the guy in the loin cloth validates.”.

Abe Lincoln to Mary Todd Lincoln - “Next time we go to the theater, you sit on the left.”.

Francis Scott Key, while writing the Star Spangled Banner - “I can't see a damn thing.”.

Alexander Graham Bell on his wedding night - “What do you mean it's going to cost me ten cents for an additional three minutes?”

Thomas Jefferson to John Hancock at the signing of The Declaration of Independence - “Come here, John, and put your
Ziggy Feldman on this thing.”.

General George Custer at Little Big Horn - “That's the last time I book a vacation online.”.

Nostradamus - “Hey, you can't be right all the time.”.

Orville Wright to his brother Wilbur at Kitty Hawk - “So, where exactly will first class be?”
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