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Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.
That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste..

When a man steals your wife, there is no better
revenge than to let him keep her.


After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher



Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want


There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine



My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met