Things people have actually said.......

[sunburstlespaulhero1989]

ok, here are the rules.

1. It can be anyone you have said to anyone.
2. It can be about anything.
3. Names are optional, however if people don't wish to have their names revealed, please respect them.
4. It can be said on the net, in person, or phone.

[sunburstlespaulhero1989]

Me wearing some gloves: I am going to engage in some protected activities with the Quickmaster.
friend: that is cool, go ask (censored!) if he can help us.
Me: ok
Me after i got into the comp room.: hey (censored!), i am going to do some protected things with the Quickmaster.
friend: ok ( mumbles something i have no clue on what it was.)
Me: the best thing about doing this is that i am protected which means nothing bad can come from this.
not me!: ha ha, is it going to be fun?
Me: it is going to be more fun than hitting on the boring Macs here.

[sunburstlespaulhero1989]

Me: " did you get my facebook message?"
Steve: " Yeah, what message?"
Me:" The one about me giving the child a rebel fleet to blow the hell outta things?"
Steve : " Yeah, I love that one. Though I had no clue what you meant by it."
Me: " By the ways I sent you a drink to commemorate what I said."
Steve: "Sweet, rock on!"

Me: " Guess what happened!"
A: " uhhhh, let me guess. Someone from the past bit you in the ass?"
Me: " No way A, I tagged some random dude in my blog and they yelled at me at school."
A: " Wow I feel bad for that dude reading that one!"

Me: Steve, I tried to get what you profile picture means."
Steve: " Hey (censored!)!"
Me: " Oh well, Yo (censored!)! got any good memories that would make me happy to hear?"

My mother looking at me: " Ok Vitas, I am going to admit I am drunk."
Me:" that is good, first step is admiting the problem, what is your solution now?"
My mother: " Eat some more food and sleep."

My mother: " Lets play a game! we will all have indian names, I am flamming asshole! lets play a game!"
My mother's boyfriend: " It would be really pointless to join, she is drunk playing a drunk game that you could win sober."
Me: " Dude I had a sip of that beer and I wonder why my mother looks like a woman."
My bro: " I am His Imperial Majesty...... (i forgot the rest, it was way too long)"
Me: " Ok, this is really pointless, good night all"
My mother: " Lets play a game! we will all have indian names, I am flamming buthole! lets play a game"