12 bloopers.

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12
of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres ever aired on British
TV and
radio

1.
Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - 'This is really a lovely
horse. I once
rode her mother.'
2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - 'Andrew
Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.'
3. Pat
Glenn, weightlifting commentator - 'And this is Gregoriava from
Bulgaria.
I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!'
4. Harry
Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - 'Ah, isn't that
nice. The
wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford
crew.'
5. US PGA Commentator - 'One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold
Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife
takes out his
balls and kisses them ..... Oh my god !! What have I just
said??'
6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on
'Time Team Live' said: 'You'd eat beaver if you could get it.'
7. A
female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed
and didn't,
turned to the weatherman and asked, 'So Bob, where's that eight
inches you
promised me last night?' Not only did HE have to leave the set, but
half the
crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!
8. Steve Ryder
covering the US Masters: 'Ballesteros felt much better today after a
69
yesterday.'
9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on 'Look
North' said: 'There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a
cold night
like this. '
10 Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on
'Sky Sports': 'Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every
chance he
gets.'
11. Michael Buerk on watching Philippa Forrester cuddle up
to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage
remarked:
'They seem cold out there. They're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts'.

12. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and
his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open:
'Some weeks Nick

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I love bloopers lol

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LOL! They are the best! These are too funny