God has given man both brain and penis....

mazbut · 10-04-2009, 03:56 PM

"Crying is the refuge of plain women not the pretty ones"

Bernard Shaw(I guess in his play CANDIDA)

Bush senior commented on Clinton-Lewinsky affair:

"God has given man both brain and penis but not enough blood to run both of them at the same time"

**squirt** · 10-04-2009, 03:59 PM

don't worry if you see me cry, worry if I stop cryin' lol

Squirt ~

sexysadie · 10-04-2009, 04:00 PM

Ohh ohh Candida, we will make it together..la la la la la la

mazbut · 10-04-2009, 04:13 PM

I know I know how hard it would be to hold anything in open mouth while crying ....lol

**squirt** · 10-04-2009, 04:15 PM

and how do you know that? lol

Dangerously · 10-05-2009, 08:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mazbut

"Crying is the refuge of plain women not the pretty ones"

Bernard Shaw(I guess in his play CANDIDA)

Bush senior commented on Clinton-Lewinsky affair:

"God has given man both brain and penis but not enough blood to run both of them at the same time"

This may be true and excuse me for saying this...but luckily there isn't a need for men to use both at the same time. So we're good!

mazbut · 10-05-2009, 09:09 AM

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Originally Posted by squirt

and how do you know that? lol

I came to know of it after I met a wooooman!!

mazbut · 10-05-2009, 09:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Dangerously

This may be true and excuse me for saying this...but luckily there isn't a need for men to use both at the same time. So we're good!

When blood runs through the both women have multiple orgasm!!

Dangerously · 10-05-2009, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by mazbut

When blood runs through the both women have multiple orgasm!!

What??? Women can have MULTIPLE ORGASMS!!!! I didn't know that....must not have been using my brain. Hell I'm proud as a peacock after giving one. Multiple you say...go figure.

sexysadie · 10-06-2009, 12:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Dangerously

What??? Women can have MULTIPLE ORGASMS!!!! I didn't know that....must not have been using my brain. Hell I'm proud as a peacock after giving one. Multiple you say...go figure.

Well, you don`t necessarily HAVE to use your brain..lol..but it helps

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