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    Dear Abby, A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I've never seen a man go into their apartment or come out. Do you think they could be
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    Dear Abby, What can I do about all the sex, nudity, language and violence on my VCR?

    Dear Abby, I have a man I never could trust. He cheats so much I'm not even sure this baby I'm carrying is his.

    Dear Abby, I am a twenty-three-year-old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him.

    Dear Abby, I suspected that my husband had been fooling around, and when I confronted him with the evidence he denied everything and said it would never happen again.

    Dear Abby, Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?

    Dear Abby, I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now how do I get out?

    Dear Abby, My forty-year-old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50 an hour every week for two and-a-half years. He must be crazy.

    Dear Abby, I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank until one night he came home sober.

    Dear Abby, Do you think it would be all right if I gave my doctor a little gift? I tried for years to get pregnant and couldn't and he did it.

    Dear Abby, My mother is mean and short-tempered. I think she is going through her mental pause.

    Dear Abby, You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex years ago and he is a doctor.

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    LMAO All perfectly valid questions/points

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    LMAO! Good post ICM.


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    Oh, I like the term "Lebanese" lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deadeye Elise
    Oh, I like the term "Lebanese" lol
    lol...so do I



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    Quote Originally Posted by Deadeye Elise
    Oh, I like the term "Lebanese" lol


    Dear Abby...I have 2 friends on the Roo (Lizzy & Elise) and I think they are Lebanese, so I was wondering if they celebrate Christmas or do Lebanese people have a different holliday?





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    LoL ICM

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ice Cream Man

    Dear Abby...I have 2 friends on the Roo (Lizzy & Elise) and I think they are Lebanese, so I was wondering if they celebrate Christmas or do Lebanese people have a different holliday?




    LMAO
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    I wonder how much "hot water" I'll be in after they see this? lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ice Cream Man

    Dear Abby...I have 2 friends on the Roo (Lizzy & Elise) and I think they are Lebanese, so I was wondering if they celebrate Christmas or do Lebanese people have a different holliday?




    ICM! YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE NOW!! I'm going to go plot revenge now!

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    Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
    Oooooooooooooooooooooooo!


    I'm in trouble now!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I guess you'll be wanting to borrow this?



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    My plans for revenge are coming together very nicely. You just wait and see! MUAHAHA!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ice Cream Man
    Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
    Oooooooooooooooooooooooo!


    I'm in trouble now!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I guess you'll be wanting to borrow this?


    I found this picture of Icm today when I was plotting revenge. I just stumbled across it. lol

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    Hardy har har!!! Reeeeeeeal funny!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ice Cream Man
    Hardy har har!!! Reeeeeeeal funny!

    I'll bet you thought that pic would never get out to the public, eh ICM. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deadeye Elise
    I'll bet you thought that pic would never get out to the public, eh ICM. lol
    Where did ya find the pic...on the "queer eye for the ice cream guy" site? lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ice Cream Man
    Where did ya find the pic...on the "queer eye for the ice cream guy" site? lol
    lol. Maaaaybe

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    lol. Is this how you make your cones? Ewww

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    I can't find a plain white flag to wave, so this is the best I can do! lol

    ...I'll know better than to pick on you again!
    not!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ice Cream Man
    I can't find a plain white flag to wave, so this is the best I can do! lol

    ...I'll know better than to pick on you again!
    not!

    lol! You can be on my team then.

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