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    Default Funny Quotes from South Park

    (Cartman-Hey guys ya know what?!My grandma was quarter Irish and my Grandpa is lebian,that makes me quarter lesbian!)
    (Cartman-No now there's children present ya'll let's try and watch the lauguge.)
    (Cartman-Respect my authortan!)
    (Cartman-My mom says there's alot of black people in Africa.)
    (Cartman-Hey!I'll blow your freakin head off!)
    (Cartman-No,I dont think I have to fart anymore tonight..)
    (Cartman-Uh...I cant possibly eat this whole cake......oh yes I can!)
    (Kyle-Shut up Cartman!)
    (Cartman-I'm gunna go c-chill w-with my d-dad.)
    (Cartman-God I hate you Kenny...)
    (Cartman-Can I offer you ladies a cool beverage or a tasty snack?)
    (Cartman-You need to lay off the cocks there,sieriously,I'm worried about you man.)
    (Cartman-She'll be the judge of him Kyle,mark my words,she'll be the judge of him.)
    (Cartman-Dimocrats piss me off!)
    (Kyle-I only know how to do it doggy Style!)
    (Stan-Dolphins are intelligent and friendly.Cartman-Intelligant and friendly on ried bread with some manase...)
    (Cartman-OK that dose it!Screw you guys I'm going home!Talking poo is were I draw the line!)
    (Cartman-I'm not fat I'm big boned!)
    (Cartman-I'm not fat I just havent grown into my body yet you skinny bitch!Mr.Gerrisin-Eric!If you call Wendy a bitch one more time I'm sending you to the principals office!
    Cartman-............bitch.
    Mr.Gerrisin-Thats it Eric!)
    (Cartman-You guys are hella stupid!)
    (Cartman-Little sissy!You better stop being so poor or else I'm going to start chucking rocks at ya!)
    (Cartman-Mom,granny's gone senil it's time to stick her in a home!)
    (Cartman-Mooooom!Kitty's being a dildo!)

    There's more but I cant think of them....lol.
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    These are two wonderfull people who lost their lives at young ages.We will miss them dearly.

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    hee hee those r funny quotes

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    Mr.Hankey: Hi-de-ho!
    Cartman: Kyle, your mom's a bitch!
    Mrs.Broslofski: Terrence and Philip are tiolet humor!
    Terrence: Watch me stick a penny in me bum!
    Cartman: Donky-rapin'-shit-eater!
    Cartman: Shit faced cockmaster!
    Mr. Mackey: M'kay.
    Saddam: Yeh, you like that don't you bitch!
    .........just a few I thought you'd appreciate........

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    Oh I do I do.


    Cartman:Kyle just because your mom's a bitch dosent mean the whole world has to suffer.
    Cartman:Uh...God I hate you Kenny.
    Cartman-No Kitty this is my Pot-Pie!
    Cartman-MOM!Kitty's being a dildo!
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    Funny Quotes from South Park Thankyou for sharing
    These are two wonderfull people who lost their lives at young ages.We will miss them dearly.God will be looking over at them The coin I carry Says" Follow the footprints of the Lord.THey lead you through troubled times and brighten your life. As we pry today these 2 wonderful people have lost theirs lives they will always be with us. Amen God bless and they wil be our pryers everyday.

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    i think yew like me doggy style so yew can fantisize ime someone else
    with that big red ass, who the hell am i gonna fantasize yew are?!!

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    I like some of them,although I don't watch south Park.
    I've only seen it once. I watch Simpsons or
    King of the Hill. I'll have to catch S.P. sometime.
    Some of the quotes I didn'r understand probably
    because I haven't seen it hardly. I'll try & check it out.

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    Horty is our funny guy,we enjoy him. Be careful
    around Horty because some of his fleas may
    come to get you & infest you. Don't say you haven't
    been warned.

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