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Old 06-21-2006, 03:44 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Smile Some of Ronald Reagan's memorable one-liners:




- "There you go again..."

[after getting shot]
- "Honey, I forgot to duck."

- "I am paying for this microphone!"

- "I have only one thing to say to tax increasers: Go ahead...make my
day."

[debate with Walter Mondale]
- "I am not going to exploit for political purposes my opponent's youth
and inexperience."

- "Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come
to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first."

- "Facts are stupid things."

- "A tree's a tree. How many more do you need to look at?"

- "I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care
of itself."

- "I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national
emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting."

[Testing his microphone]
- "My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed
legislation
which outlaws Russia forever. The bombing begins in five minutes."
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- "There you go again..."

[after getting shot]
- "Honey, I forgot to duck."

- "I am paying for this microphone!"

- "I have only one thing to say to tax increasers: Go ahead...make my
day."

[debate with Walter Mondale]
- "I am not going to exploit for political purposes my opponent's youth
and inexperience."

- "Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come
to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first."

- "Facts are stupid things."

- "A tree's a tree. How many more do you need to look at?"

- "I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care
of itself."

- "I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national
emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting."

[Testing his microphone]
- "My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed
legislation
which outlaws Russia forever. The bombing begins in five minutes."

I love Ronald Reagan, did you know that he acted along side of Bette Davis in the movie, "Dark Victory"...one of my absolute favorite movies...thank you for the memory Lawrence...good one
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