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    Dropping Her Towel

    A woman is just getting out of the shower when the doorbell rings. Her husband, heading to the shower himself, asks her to see who's at the door, so she wraps herself up in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands her next-door neighbor, Rob. Before she can say a word, Rob says, "I'll give you $500 dollars to drop that towel you have on." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of him. He looks for a few seconds, hands her $500 dollars, and leaves.

    Excited about her earnings, the woman puts the towel back on and runs upstairs. Her husband yells out from the shower, "Who was that?" "It was Rob from next door," she replies.

    "Great," the husband says. "Did he say anything about the $500 dollars he owes me?"

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    I sure hope she said NO .... and keeps the money .....






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    ever notice women just sren't all that smart ????????????

    THE PHANTOM ;SUPERMAN ONLY BIGGER AND BADDER

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phantom
    ever notice women just sren't all that smart ????????????

    Hey .... what is not so smart about dropping a towel to get $500. I think the husband wasn't so smart ..... if he thought the neighbor was coming over to give him back his $500 he should have answered the door himself ..... she is keeping the money and not even admitting the neighbor gave it to her .....






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    o.k i will let that one slide --but let's not get to mouthy o.k. ????
    later darlin'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phantom
    o.k i will let that one slide --but let's not get to mouthy o.k. ????
    later darlin'


    are you giving up that easy ..... all I have to do is get a little testy ..... what's the matter sweetie .... getting soft on me ....






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    lol that was funny


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