Freezing Competition

brilor · 10-24-2006, 06:51 AM

Freezing Competition

Two farmers, Joe and Bob, lived as neighbors, but didn't like each other much. In 1989, there was a period of -30 degree centigrade cold and Bob and Joe had nothing to do because of it. So they bet a bottle of vodka who can sit out on the window ledge the longest with a bare ass.

After two hours Bob's wife came home and asked Bob, "What are you doing?"

Bob explained and she said, "Come on... you will only freeze your ass off."

Bob refused as he wanted to win the bet.

Then his wife got an idea. "Let's change places when Joe is looking the other way."

Bob's wife put on the same kind of pullover and cap and traded places with Bob.

Half an hour later Joe's wife came home and asked him, "What are you doing?"

Joe told her and said, "I am determined to win the bottle!"

"You are crazy. Come on in."

"Certainly not, I am already on the winning side. Bob lost his balls half an hour ago!"

colin7958 · 10-24-2006, 01:40 PM

Nice of him to notice.....lol

Angy · 10-24-2006, 07:31 PM

Wonder if being frozen to the window will prevent him fallen off in a faint when they grow back LMAO

nole22003 · 10-24-2006, 08:48 PM

Very Funny Hee Hee

**squirt** · 10-27-2006, 01:09 AM

you'd THINK he'd be a bit concerned that the same could happen to him lol

10-24-2006, 06:51 AM	#1 (permalink)
brilor Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: In between the devil and the deep blue sea! Posts: 53,147 Rep Power: 2193	Freezing Competition Freezing Competition Two farmers, Joe and Bob, lived as neighbors, but didn't like each other much. In 1989, there was a period of -30 degree centigrade cold and Bob and Joe had nothing to do because of it. So they bet a bottle of vodka who can sit out on the window ledge the longest with a bare ass. After two hours Bob's wife came home and asked Bob, "What are you doing?" Bob explained and she said, "Come on... you will only freeze your ass off." Bob refused as he wanted to win the bet. Then his wife got an idea. "Let's change places when Joe is looking the other way." Bob's wife put on the same kind of pullover and cap and traded places with Bob. Half an hour later Joe's wife came home and asked him, "What are you doing?" Joe told her and said, "I am determined to win the bottle!" "You are crazy. Come on in." "Certainly not, I am already on the winning side. Bob lost his balls half an hour ago!" __________________ {Thanks Sexy Sadie}

10-24-2006, 01:40 PM	#2 (permalink)
colin7958 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Middlesbrough.UK. Posts: 17,933 Rep Power: 1316	Nice of him to notice.....lol __________________ angy's pet stalker

10-24-2006, 07:31 PM	#3 (permalink)
Angy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Proud Smoggie Posts: 11,020 Rep Power: 1170	Wonder if being frozen to the window will prevent him fallen off in a faint when they grow back LMAO __________________

10-24-2006, 08:48 PM	#4 (permalink)
nole22003 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: pleasantville tenn. Posts: 4,067 Rep Power: 310	Very Funny Hee Hee __________________ [IMG][/IMG] [IMG][/IMG] http://tinypic.com/ http://www.filecabin.com/

10-27-2006, 01:09 AM	#5 (permalink)
squirt Super Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 263,221 Rep Power: 100	you'd THINK he'd be a bit concerned that the same could happen to him lol __________________