The Declaration of Independence

sexysadie · 10-24-2006, 10:34 AM

A little boy just couldn't learn. One day his teacher asked him who signed the Declaration of Independence. He didn't know. For almost a week she asked him the same question every day, but still he couldn't come up with the right answer.

Finally, in desperation, she called the boy's father into her office. "Your boy won't tell me who signed the Declaration of Independence," she complained.

"Come here, son, and sit down," the dad said to the boy. "Now if you signed that crazy thing, just admit it so we can get out of here!"

brilor · 10-24-2006, 11:44 AM

Son of Homer I think!

sexysadie · 10-24-2006, 12:55 PM

you could be right S B..lol..it sure sounds like it..

colin7958 · 10-24-2006, 01:12 PM

Doh....so who did sign it....Lisa?...or was it Maggie..

Angy · 10-24-2006, 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by sexysadie

A little boy just couldn't learn. One day his teacher asked him who signed the Declaration of Independence. He didn't know. For almost a week she asked him the same question every day, but still he couldn't come up with the right answer.

Finally, in desperation, she called the boy's father into her office. "Your boy won't tell me who signed the Declaration of Independence," she complained.

"Come here, son, and sit down," the dad said to the boy. "Now if you signed that crazy thing, just admit it so we can get out of here!"

Like father like son lmao

nole22003 · 10-24-2006, 08:56 PM

Good One

roadkill · 10-24-2006, 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sexysadie

A little boy just couldn't learn. One day his teacher asked him who signed the Declaration of Independence. He didn't know. For almost a week she asked him the same question every day, but still he couldn't come up with the right answer.

Finally, in desperation, she called the boy's father into her office. "Your boy won't tell me who signed the Declaration of Independence," she complained.

"Come here, son, and sit down," the dad said to the boy. "Now if you signed that crazy thing, just admit it so we can get out of here!"

lmao...i guess i will never be able to put that behind me now...i still dont know who signed ot...all i know is that it wasnt me...lmao

Iceman · 10-25-2006, 08:06 AM

I think ol dad needs to go back to school also...

brilor · 10-25-2006, 09:40 AM

The same teacher was asking the class to answer questions, "What begins with A", she asked?
Little Johnny shouts out "Arsehole", miss.
She ignores him and then asks, "What begins with B", then?
"Bastard", shouted Little Johnny!
She is beginning to catch on now and avoids C and asks the class what begins with D.
"Dwarf", shouts Little Johnny.
"Well can you tell me what a dwarf is Johnny"?
" Sure miss a little cunt about 2ft 6ins ins tall"!!

**squirt** · 10-27-2006, 01:15 AM

a chip off the ole' block I see lol

10-24-2006, 10:34 AM	#1 (permalink)
sexysadie Jokaroo Enthusiast Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: In my little corner of the world! Posts: 37,673 Rep Power: 2250	The Declaration of Independence A little boy just couldn't learn. One day his teacher asked him who signed the Declaration of Independence. He didn't know. For almost a week she asked him the same question every day, but still he couldn't come up with the right answer. Finally, in desperation, she called the boy's father into her office. "Your boy won't tell me who signed the Declaration of Independence," she complained. "Come here, son, and sit down," the dad said to the boy. "Now if you signed that crazy thing, just admit it so we can get out of here!" __________________

10-24-2006, 11:44 AM	#2 (permalink)
brilor Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: In between the devil and the deep blue sea! Posts: 53,147 Rep Power: 2193	Son of Homer I think! __________________ {Thanks Sexy Sadie}

10-24-2006, 12:55 PM	#3 (permalink)
sexysadie Jokaroo Enthusiast Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: In my little corner of the world! Posts: 37,673 Rep Power: 2250	you could be right S B..lol..it sure sounds like it.. __________________

10-24-2006, 01:12 PM	#4 (permalink)
colin7958 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Middlesbrough.UK. Posts: 17,933 Rep Power: 1316	Doh....so who did sign it....Lisa?...or was it Maggie.. __________________ angy's pet stalker

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10-25-2006, 08:06 AM	#8 (permalink)
Iceman Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Texas Posts: 15,848 Rep Power: 1419	Good One I think ol dad needs to go back to school also... __________________

10-25-2006, 09:40 AM	#9 (permalink)
brilor Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: In between the devil and the deep blue sea! Posts: 53,147 Rep Power: 2193	The same teacher was asking the class to answer questions, "What begins with A", she asked? Little Johnny shouts out "Arsehole", miss. She ignores him and then asks, "What begins with B", then? "Bastard", shouted Little Johnny! She is beginning to catch on now and avoids C and asks the class what begins with D. "Dwarf", shouts Little Johnny. "Well can you tell me what a dwarf is Johnny"? " Sure miss a little cunt about 2ft 6ins ins tall"!! __________________ {Thanks Sexy Sadie}

10-27-2006, 01:15 AM	#10 (permalink)
squirt Super Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 263,229 Rep Power: 100	a chip off the ole' block I see lol __________________