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    While driving along the back roads of a small town, two Arkansas truckers came to an overpass with a sign that read CLEARANCE 11'3". They got out and measured their rig, which was 12'4".

    "What do you think?" one asked the other.

    The driver looked around carefully, then shifted into first.
    "Not a cop in sight. Let's take a chance!"








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    Yep, not to bright...they should have let some air out of their tires first...hehehe!

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    guess they didnt want to break the law......deffo fumb duckers........lol



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    A guy walked into a doctor's office. The receptionist asked him, "What do you have"?

    "Shingles," he said, so she wrote down his name, address and medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.

    Fifteen minutes later, a nurse's aide came out and asked him what he had. Again, the guy answered "Shingles," so she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and showed him to the examining room.

    A half hour later, a nurse came in and asked him what he had. For the third time, the guy answered, "Shingles," so the nurse gave him a blood test, checked his blood pressure, took an electrocardiogram and told him to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor.

    An hour later, the doctor came in and asked Bubba what he had.

    "Shingles."

    "Where"?

    "Outside on the truck. Where do you want them"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MichaelArchangel View Post
    Yep, not to bright...they should have let some air out of their tires first...hehehe!

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    Good afternoon Mich...like you said, not too bright!!!..








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    Quote Originally Posted by colin7958 View Post
    guess they didnt want to break the law......deffo fumb duckers........lol
    kinda scarey to know that they let people like that drive huh?..lmao..








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    Quote Originally Posted by LAWRENCE View Post
    A guy walked into a doctor's office. The receptionist asked him, "What do you have"?

    "Shingles," he said, so she wrote down his name, address and medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.

    Fifteen minutes later, a nurse's aide came out and asked him what he had. Again, the guy answered "Shingles," so she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and showed him to the examining room.

    A half hour later, a nurse came in and asked him what he had. For the third time, the guy answered, "Shingles," so the nurse gave him a blood test, checked his blood pressure, took an electrocardiogram and told him to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor.

    An hour later, the doctor came in and asked Bubba what he had.

    "Shingles."

    "Where"?

    "Outside on the truck. Where do you want them"?

    LMAO..that guy's not too swift..lol..that's what he gets for telling a nurse that he has shingles..lol..








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    Quote Originally Posted by sexysadie View Post
    kinda scarey to know that they let people like that drive huh?..lmao..
    Very Very scary honey....



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    that was in oklahoma and they took out a train tressle lol my sister saw the whole thing!!! lol










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