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    What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has
    a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?
    A $20 bill

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    KY Jelly has jumped on the Millennium bandwagon with the slogan for
    their new product: "Y2K-Y Jelly : when you want to put four digits
    where only two could fit before!"

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    Did you hear about the male prostitute who got leprosy?
    He did okay until his business fell off.

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    Have you heard about the latest contraceptive for men? It is called
    the contraceptive burr. He puts it in his shoe and it makes him limp
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    What did the Indian say when the white man tied his penis in a knot?
    "How come?"

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    At a news conference, a journalist said to the politician running
    for the presidency, "Your secretary said publicly that you have a
    small penis. Would you please comment on this?" "The truth is,"
    replied the politician, "That she has a big mouth."

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    Quote Originally Posted by LAWRENCE View Post
    What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has
    a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?
    A $20 bill

    *
    KY Jelly has jumped on the Millennium bandwagon with the slogan for
    their new product: "Y2K-Y Jelly : when you want to put four digits
    where only two could fit before!"

    *
    Did you hear about the male prostitute who got leprosy?
    He did okay until his business fell off.

    *
    Have you heard about the latest contraceptive for men? It is called
    the contraceptive burr. He puts it in his shoe and it makes him limp
    *
    What did the Indian say when the white man tied his penis in a knot?
    "How come?"

    *
    At a news conference, a journalist said to the politician running
    for the presidency, "Your secretary said publicly that you have a
    small penis. Would you please comment on this?" "The truth is,"
    replied the politician, "That she has a big mouth."
    roflmao good one Lawrence

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