What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has
a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?
A $20 bill
KY Jelly has jumped on the Millennium bandwagon with the slogan for
their new product: "Y2K-Y Jelly : when you want to put four digits
where only two could fit before!"
Did you hear about the male prostitute who got leprosy?
He did okay until his business fell off.
Have you heard about the latest contraceptive for men? It is called
the contraceptive burr. He puts it in his shoe and it makes him limp
What did the Indian say when the white man tied his penis in a knot?
At a news conference, a journalist said to the politician running
for the presidency, "Your secretary said publicly that you have a
small penis. Would you please comment on this?" "The truth is,"
replied the politician, "That she has a big mouth."