A bakery owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear very
short skirts and thong panties. One day a young man enters the
store, glances at the clerk and glances at the loaves of bread behind
the counter. Noticing the length of her skirt (or lack thereof) and
the location of the raisin bread, he has a brilliant idea. "I'd like
some raisin bread please," the man says politely. The female clerk
nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread, which is
located on the very top shelf. The young man standing almost directly
beneath her is provided with an excellent view, just as he surmised
he would. Once she descends the ladder he muses that he really should
get two loaves, as he is having company for dinner. As the clerk
retrieves the second loaf of bread, one of the other male customers
notices what was going on. Thinking quickly, he requests his own loaf
of raisin bread so he can continue to enjoy the view. With each trip
up the ladder, the young lady seems to catch the eye of another male
customer. Pretty soon, each male customer is asking for raisin bread,
just to see the clerk climb up and down. After many trips she is
tired, irritated and thinking that she is really going to have to try
the bread herself. Finally, once again atop the ladder, she stops and
fumes, glaring at the men standing below. She notices an elderly man
standing amongst the crowd, staring up at her. Thinking to save
herself a trip, she yells at the elderly man, "Is it raisin for you
too? "No," stammers the old man, "but it's a quiverin'."