bad news and good news ...

**squirt** · 11-21-2006, 10:41 PM

A guy goes to see a doctor and after a series of tests the doctor comes in and says, "I've got some good news and some bad news."

"What's the bad news?" asks the patient.

"The bad news is that unfortunately, you've only got 3 months to live."

The patient is shocked, "Oh my god! Well what's the good news then, doctor?"

The doctor points over to the secretary at the front desk, "You see that blonde with the big breasts, tight ass and legs that go all the way up to heaven?"

The patient says, "Yes."

The doctor smiles and replies, "I'm banging her!"

Vinnie · 11-22-2006, 04:42 PM

Like it.

**squirt** · 11-22-2006, 05:24 PM

thank you! lol I'm glad somebody did lol

mystical · 11-22-2006, 09:05 PM

I dont think that was the good news he was hoping for!!

**squirt** · 11-22-2006, 10:53 PM

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Originally Posted by mystical

I dont think that was the good news he was hoping for!!

certainly not what he wanted to hear! lol

roadkill · 11-23-2006, 12:47 PM

lmao...put a smile on my face...lmao

brilor · 11-23-2006, 12:49 PM

Well he did want some good news!

druid627 · 11-23-2006, 02:16 PM

least the duck could have done was tell him she'd offer to cheer the patient up...

Angy · 11-23-2006, 06:39 PM

lmao ... I don't think that is what he wanted to hear somehow lol

**squirt** · 11-24-2006, 12:48 AM

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Originally Posted by roadkill

lmao...put a smile on my face...lmao

you're happy for him, are you love? lmao

11-21-2006, 10:41 PM	#1 (permalink)
squirt Super Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 263,229 Rep Power: 100	bad news and good news ... A guy goes to see a doctor and after a series of tests the doctor comes in and says, "I've got some good news and some bad news." "What's the bad news?" asks the patient. "The bad news is that unfortunately, you've only got 3 months to live." The patient is shocked, "Oh my god! Well what's the good news then, doctor?" The doctor points over to the secretary at the front desk, "You see that blonde with the big breasts, tight ass and legs that go all the way up to heaven?" The patient says, "Yes." The doctor smiles and replies, "I'm banging her!" __________________

11-22-2006, 04:42 PM	#2 (permalink)
Vinnie Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 5,631 Rep Power: 459	Like it. __________________

11-22-2006, 05:24 PM	#3 (permalink)
squirt Super Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 263,229 Rep Power: 100	thank you! lol I'm glad somebody did lol __________________

11-22-2006, 09:05 PM	#4 (permalink)
mystical Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: cardiff, wales Posts: 3,695 Rep Power: 817	I dont think that was the good news he was hoping for!! __________________

11-23-2006, 12:47 PM	#6 (permalink)
roadkill Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: canada Posts: 5,284 Rep Power: 825	lmao...put a smile on my face...lmao __________________ Ty Sadie

11-23-2006, 12:49 PM	#7 (permalink)
brilor Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: In between the devil and the deep blue sea! Posts: 53,147 Rep Power: 2193	Well he did want some good news! __________________ {Thanks Sexy Sadie}

11-23-2006, 02:16 PM	#8 (permalink)
druid627 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: the midwestern state shaped like clothing Posts: 12,609 Rep Power: 1055	least the duck could have done was tell him she'd offer to cheer the patient up... __________________ *Be alert! the world needs more lerts!*

11-23-2006, 06:39 PM	#9 (permalink)
Angy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Proud Smoggie Posts: 11,020 Rep Power: 1170	lmao ... I don't think that is what he wanted to hear somehow lol __________________