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    Thumbs up a 95 year old mother

    With the help of a fertility specialist,
    a 95 year old woman has a baby. All her
    relatives come to visit and meet the
    newest member of their family. When they
    ask to see the baby, the 95 year old
    mother says, "Not yet."

    A little later they ask to see the baby
    again. Again the mother says, "Not yet."

    Finally they say, "When can we see the
    baby?"

    And the mother says, "When the baby
    cries."

    And they ask, "Why do we have to wait
    until the baby cries?"

    The new mother says, "I forgot where I
    put it."

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