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    TOP 10 GUN SAFETY TIPS

    10. Always keep your gun pointed in a safe direction.
    Such as at a hippy or a communist.

    9. Dumb children may get a hold of your guns and shoot each other. If your children are dumb, put them up for adoption to protect your guns.

    8. No matter how responsible he seems.
    Never give your gun to a monkey.

    7. If guns make you nervous, drink a bottle of whiskey
    before heading to the range.

    6. When unholtering your weapon , It’s customary to
    say” excuse me while I whip this out.”

    5. Don’t load your gun unless you are ready to shoot
    something or are just feeling generally angry.

    4. If your gun misfires, Never look down the barrel to
    inspect it. Have someone else do that for you.

    3. Never use your gun to pistol whip someone, That
    could mar the finish.

    2. No matter how excited you are about buying your
    first gun, Do not run around yelling,
    “I have a gun!! I have a gun!!”

    1. And the most important rule of gun safety;
    DON’T PISS ME OFF !!!!!!!





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    4. If your gun misfires, Never look down the barrel to
    inspect it. Have someone else do that for you.

    always good advice babe ... lmao










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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt View Post
    4. If your gun misfires, Never look down the barrel to
    inspect it. Have someone else do that for you.

    always good advice babe ... lmao
    LOL I like the one about the Monkey too LOL





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    and the running around saying "I have a gun" will get one shot lol










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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt View Post
    and the running around saying "I have a gun" will get one shot lol
    LOL I prefer my shots to be of the liquid variety in a glass LOL





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    Quote Originally Posted by Wiremaster View Post
    LOL I prefer my shots to be of the liquid variety in a glass LOL
    make mine a tequila please? lol










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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt View Post
    make mine a tequila please? lol
    LOL no problem there LOL





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    Now I don't know what to buy Ammo or Whiskey?





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    I'll make it easy for ya lol tequila! lol










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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt View Post
    I'll make it easy for ya lol tequila! lol
    LOL I don't drink Tequilla LOL





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