A koala and a lizard

[biggin]

A koala is sitting up a gum tree ... smoking a joint



when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says,



"Hey Koala ! What are you doing?"

The koala says:
"Smoking a joint, come up and have some."

So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and
they smoke a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his
mouth is dry and he's going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.

A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and
helps him to the side, then he asks the little lizard:
"What's the matter with you?"

The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned
and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into
the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting
finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"



So the koala looks down at him and says:



"Shiiiiiiit Dude ... how much water did you drink?!!"

[PENNMTNS]

Originally Posted by biggin

A koala is sitting up a gum tree ... smoking a joint



when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says,



"Hey Koala ! What are you doing?"

The koala says:
"Smoking a joint, come up and have some."

So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and
they smoke a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his
mouth is dry and he's going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.

A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and
helps him to the side, then he asks the little lizard:
"What's the matter with you?"

The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned
and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into
the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting
finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"



So the koala looks down at him and says:



"Shiiiiiiit Dude ... how much water did you drink?!!"

LOL

[squirt]

damn stoners lol

[biggin]

Originally Posted by PENNMTNS

LOL

thanks glad you liked it

[biggin]

Originally Posted by squirt

damn stoners lol

thanks for the add on

[Wiremaster]

Originally Posted by biggin

A koala is sitting up a gum tree ... smoking a joint



when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says,



"Hey Koala ! What are you doing?"

The koala says:
"Smoking a joint, come up and have some."

So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and
they smoke a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his
mouth is dry and he's going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.

A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and
helps him to the side, then he asks the little lizard:
"What's the matter with you?"

The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned
and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into
the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting
finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"



So the koala looks down at him and says:



"Shiiiiiiit Dude ... how much water did you drink?!!"

That must be some good stuff LOL
Welcome to the Roo

[biggin]

Originally Posted by Wiremaster

That must be some good stuff LOL
Welcome to the Roo

thanks WM
P.S. I've been coming here for awhile now, been a member since June but I don't get the chance to post as often as I'd like because of work (12 hour days 5 days a week )

[Wiremaster]

Originally Posted by biggin

thanks WM
P.S. I've been coming here for awhile now, been a member since June but I don't get the chance to post as often as I'd like because of work (12 hour days 5 days a week )

LOL I think I remember those days before I got disabled LOL