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    The difference between men talking and women talking..



    TWO WOMEN TALKING:
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    Woman 1: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute!

    Woman 2: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror. I
    Mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking?

    Woman 1: No, it's perfect. I'd love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with this stuff I think.

    Woman 2: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts - that would look so cute I think. I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck.

    Woman 1: Oh - that's funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to
    Take attention away from these football player shoulders of mine.

    Woman 2: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms, see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier.
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    NOW TWO MEN TALKING
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    Man 1: Haircut?
    Man 2: Yeah.


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    so true

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    nope ... lol










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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt View Post
    nope ... lol
    I would have to say yeah. We men like to keep everything short and simple. Even when we go shopping we know exactly what we are going to get before we get there we get it and get out. As for a woman we have to put blinders on her or else she will be stopping every few minutes to look at something that catches their eye.

    About two weeks ago my wife and I went to get a winter coat for my son. We got the coat but we spent an hour and a half getting out of the store. Damn them for putting the coats so far to the back!


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    LOL yeppers men can do a weeks worth of shopping in 25 minutes LOL





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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulSentinal View Post
    I would have to say yeah. We men like to keep everything short and simple. Even when we go shopping we know exactly what we are going to get before we get there we get it and get out. As for a woman we have to put blinders on her or else she will be stopping every few minutes to look at something that catches their eye.

    About two weeks ago my wife and I went to get a winter coat for my son. We got the coat but we spent an hour and a half getting out of the store. Damn them for putting the coats so far to the back!
    nope ... lol exhibit A lol I said one word and look at that speech you gave me lol










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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt View Post
    nope ... lol exhibit A lol I said one word and look at that speech you gave me lol
    You set me up you stinker!


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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulSentinal View Post
    You set me up you stinker!
    lmao ... guilty as charged! lol you didn't have to step in it! lmao










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