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    Default "What is that long thing between Daddy's legs?"

    A little girl accidentally walks in on her father while he's getting dressed.

    She points to his dick and says, "Daddy, what's that?" Not wanting to explain to her yet, he says, "Uh, I can't tell you, it's a secret."

    The little girl finds her mother and asks, "What is that long thing between Daddy's legs?"

    Her mother also doesn't want to explain sex yet, so she says, "I don't know, he won't tell me."

    A couple days later the little girl says to her mother. "Mommy, I finally figured out what that thing between Daddy's legs is. It's a toothbrush!"

    "Why do you think that?" the amused mother asks.

    "Because," the little girl says, "this morning I saw the maid sliding it in and out of her mouth and she had toothpaste dripping down her chin."





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    I think they better explain sex to her and daddy will be looking for a new place to live LOL





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    looks like there is some explaining to do ... lmfao

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    Thumbs up Good one

    That was a good one Wiremaster. I bet the narrow minded woman will want to fire the maid now..lol


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    Quote Originally Posted by dezired_dreams View Post
    I think they better explain sex to her and daddy will be looking for a new place to live LOL
    LOL or he's going to be on the couch for a long time to come LOL





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    Quote Originally Posted by Angy View Post
    looks like there is some explaining to do ... lmfao
    LOL Daddy may have to do some quick thinking to try and get out of that one LOL





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    Quote Originally Posted by Iceman View Post
    That was a good one Wiremaster. I bet the narrow minded woman will want to fire the maid now..lol
    LOL at least the Maids teeth will be clean for future interviews LOL get the hubby to write her recommendations up too LOL





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    Quote Originally Posted by Wiremaster View Post
    LOL Daddy may have to do some quick thinking to try and get out of that one LOL
    would love to be a fly on the wall when they discuss that one lmao

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angy View Post
    would love to be a fly on the wall when they discuss that one lmao
    LOL that would be one hell of a good conversation LOL





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    Quote Originally Posted by Wiremaster View Post
    LOL or he's going to be on the couch for a long time to come LOL
    Kissing up to her for the rest of his life LOL





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    Quote Originally Posted by dezired_dreams View Post
    Kissing up to her for the rest of his life LOL
    LOL however short that maybe LOL





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