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    If your only contact with three spirits on Christmas Eve is gin, vodka and bourbon - you just might be a Scrooge.

    If you turn on the lawn sprinklers on Christmas Eve to keep carolers away - you just might be a Scrooge.

    If you buy all of your Christmas gifts at a store that also sells gas - you just might be a Scrooge.

    If your favorite version of "Babes in Toyland" stars Michael Jackson - you just might be a Scrooge.

    If you get your Christmas Tree at a rest stop at night- you just might be a Scrooge.

    If your idea of Christmas dinner is a six pack of beer.and a cheese log - you just might be a Scrooge.

    If you think "Ho, Ho, Ho" is a line from a Rocky movie - you just might be a Scrooge.

    If your only holiday decoration is a rotting pumpkin - you just might be a Scrooge.





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    yay not me ... lmao

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angy View Post
    yay not me ... lmao
    LOL I'm sure glad I;m not either LOL





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    If you give away last years fruit cake you might be a Scrooge.





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    Quote Originally Posted by dezired_dreams View Post
    If you give away last years fruit cake you might be a Scrooge.
    LOL makes for a better wheel chock LOL





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    yay, I'm not a scrooge!




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    Quote Originally Posted by mystical View Post
    yay, I'm not a scrooge!
    LOL I'm glad you aren't too LOL





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