what is that smell?

[squirt]

Maxine took her car to her mechanic. She told him "Every time I take any of my friends out in my car, after a while there is this terrible smell! It never happens when I am on my own" This quite intrigued the mechanic so he said, "OK, lets go for a spin and see what the problem is." Off they went. She drove down a one-way street in the wrong direction at 70 MPH, swerving, hitting the curb on both sides of the street, narrowly missed three pedestrians in pedestrian crossings, ran several red lights, and just missed a policeman on street traffic duty. They returned to the shop and she said, "There it is now, there's that terrible smell. Can you smell it?"

"Smell it? Lady, I'm sittin' in it!!"

[crhend]

Sounds like my ex-wife changed her name to Maxine!

[squirt]

if you don't like the way I drive, stay the hell off the sidewalk lol

[1-dad]

I new that was you Squirt, that is why I'm in the other state.
Good post about you
#1DAD

[squirt]

Originally Posted by 1-dad

I new that was you Squirt, that is why I'm in the other state.
Good post about you
#1DAD

lmao ... I've got a car tattoo on my van that says, "what I don't DODGE I RAM" lol



hubby calls me Chardretti lol

[Wiremaster]

Originally Posted by squirt

Maxine took her car to her mechanic. She told him "Every time I take any of my friends out in my car, after a while there is this terrible smell! It never happens when I am on my own" This quite intrigued the mechanic so he said, "OK, lets go for a spin and see what the problem is." Off they went. She drove down a one-way street in the wrong direction at 70 MPH, swerving, hitting the curb on both sides of the street, narrowly missed three pedestrians in pedestrian crossings, ran several red lights, and just missed a policeman on street traffic duty. They returned to the shop and she said, "There it is now, there's that terrible smell. Can you smell it?"

"Smell it? Lady, I'm sittin' in it!!"

Someone needs to tell her the 115 sign is the highway name not the speed limit

[squirt]

Originally Posted by Wiremaster

Someone needs to tell her the 115 sign is the highway name not the speed limit

and there's a highway patrol just waitin' to be the man to do that job lol

[Wiremaster]

Originally Posted by squirt

and there's a highway patrol just waitin' to be the man to do that job lol

LOL she must've been lucky so far LOL

[essex boy]

LMAO that's what you get for getting into a car with a woman driver

[squirt]

Originally Posted by Wiremaster

LOL she must've been lucky so far LOL

rather be lucky than good any day lol