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Old 01-16-2007, 06:53 PM   #1 (permalink)
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A man walked into a cowboy bar and ordered a beer just as President Clinton appeared on the television. After a few sips, he looked up at the television and mumbled, "Now, there's the biggest horse's ass I've ever seen." A customer at the end of the bar quickly stood up, walked over to him, and decked him.

A few minutes later, as the man was finishing his beer, Hillary Clinton appeared on the television. "She's a horse's ass too," said the man. This time, a customer at the other end of the bar quickly stood up, walked over to him, and knocked him off his stool. "Damn it!" the man said, climbing back up to the bar. "This must be Clinton country!"

"Nope," the bartender replied. "Horse country!"
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Old 01-17-2007, 11:20 PM   #2 (permalink)
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LOL do not insult the Horses LOL
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LOL do not insult the Horses LOL
they don't deserve bein' called dirty names like that lol
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Old 01-18-2007, 05:47 PM   #5 (permalink)
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LOL Hell no they didn't do anything LOL
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