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    Smile The Fart Chart!


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    1.. AMBITIOUS : Always ready for a fart

    2.. AMIABLE : Likes to smell others' farts

    3.. ANTI-SOCIAL : Excuses himself and farts in private

    4.. AQUATIC : Farts in bath, then breaks bubbles with toes

    5.. ATHLETIC : Jumps in the air, farts 3 times, and kicks his heels 3
    times

    6.. BEWILDERED : Can't tell his own fart from others

    7.. BIG BULLY : Farts louder than others

    8.. CARELESS : Farts in church

    9.. CHILDISH : Farts and then giggles

    10.. CLEVER : Farts and coughs at the same time

    11.. CONCEITED : Thinks he can fart the loudest

    12.. CONFUSED : Face is so much like an ass, fart can't tell which way to
    go.

    13.. CUTE : Smells your farts and then tells you what you were eating

    14.. DAMNED MEAN : Farts and then pulls the covers over his wife's head

    15.. DISHONEST : Farts and then blames the dog

    16.. DISAPPOINTED : Fart doesn't smell

    17.. DUMB : Enjoys other farts, thinks they are his own

    18.. ENVIRONMENTALIST : Farts regularly but is concerned about the
    pollution.

    19.. FOOLISH : Suppresses a fart for hours

    20.. FRESH GUY : Jumps in front of you and then farts

    21.. GROUCH : Grumbles when ladies fart

    22.. HONEST : Admits he farted but offers a good medical reason

    23.. IMPUDENT : Farts out aloud and then laughs

    24.. LAZY : Just fizzles

    25.. MASOCHIST : Farts in the bath tub and tries to bite the bubbles

    26.. MISERABLE : Can't fart at all

    27.. MUSICAL : Tenor or Bass, Clear as a bell, smells like shit and sounds
    like hell!

    28.. NERVOUS : Stops in the middle of a fart.

    29.. PROUD : Thinks his farts are exceptionally pleasant

    30.. SADIST : Farts in bed, then fluffs the covers

    31.. SCIENTIFIC : Bottles his farts

    32.. SENSITIVE : Farts and then starts crying

    33.. SHY : Blushes when he farts silently

    34.. SLOB : Farts and stains his underwear

    35.. SMART ALEC : Farts when ladies are present

    36.. SNEAKY : Farts and blames it on the dog

    37.. STINGY : Belches to save his ass-hole

    38.. STRATEGIC : Conceals his fart by loud laughter

    39.. THRIFTY : One who always has farts in reserve

    40.. TIMID : Jumps when he farts

    41.. UNFORTUNATE : Tries to fart but shits himself

    42.. VAIN PERSON : One who loves the smell of his own fart

    43.. WHIMPY : Farts at the slightest exertion

    44.. WISE GUY : Farts and asks who shit


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    I don't do that lol










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