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    Q: What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
    A: The DALLAS COWBOYS

    Q: What do the DALLAS COWBOYS and Billy Graham have in common?
    A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".

    Q: How do you keep a DALLAS COWBOY out of your yard?
    A: Put up goal posts.

    Q: Where do you go in DALLAS in case of a tornado?
    A: To TEXAS STADIUM - they never get a touchdown there!

    Q: What do you call a DALLAS COWBOY with a Super Bowl ring?
    A: A thief.

    Q: Why was BILL PARCELS upset when the COWBOYS play book was stolen?
    A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it.

    Q: What's the difference between the DALLAS COWBOYS and a dollar bill?
    A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

    Q: What do the DALLAS COWBOYS and possums have in common?
    A: Both play dead at home (and get killed on the road).










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    How true it is.


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    I Take It That You Don't Like The Dallas Cowboys Then?






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    Quote Originally Posted by Iceman View Post
    How true it is.
    why is there a hole in the roof of Texas Stadium?
    so God can watch His team play lol










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    Quote Originally Posted by brilor View Post
    I Take It That You Don't Like The Dallas Cowboys Then?
    nope, sure don't lol they suck lol my team is the Minnesota Vikings, one of their team colors is purple lol










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    Dallas is my favorite team, but they have not been worth a shit since Jerry Jones bought the team. He wants to be owner and coach both, and wont let the head coach do his job. Jimmy Johnson was a damn good coach and Jones screwed that up by not letting him do what he knew best. Just my thoughts...Iceman


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    he can't see that he's doing the team so much harm, he'd be better served to just take a back seat










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