Q: What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The DALLAS COWBOYS
Q: What do the DALLAS COWBOYS and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".
Q: How do you keep a DALLAS COWBOY out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.
Q: Where do you go in DALLAS in case of a tornado?
A: To TEXAS STADIUM - they never get a touchdown there!
Q: What do you call a DALLAS COWBOY with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.
Q: Why was BILL PARCELS upset when the COWBOYS play book was stolen?
A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it.
Q: What's the difference between the DALLAS COWBOYS and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q: What do the DALLAS COWBOYS and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home (and get killed on the road).