Monkey Interview.....

LAWRENCE · 02-20-2007, 09:56 AM

A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car. The officer looked down at the monkey and said "I wish you could talk."

The monkey looked up at the officer and shook his head up and down.

"You can understand what I’m saying?" asked the officer.

Again, the monkey shook his head up and down.

"Well, did you see this?"

"Yes," the monkey shakes his head.

"What happened?"

The monkey pretended to have a can in his hand and turns it upside down by his mouth.

"They were drinking?" asked the officer.

"Yes." the monkey shakes his head.

"What else?"

The monkey pinched his fingers together and held them to his mouth.

"They were smoking marijuana?"

"Yes."

"Now wait, you’re saying your owners were drinking, and smoking marijuana before they wrecked."

"Yes."

"What were you doing during all this?"

The money gestures as if he is holding the steering wheel and driving.

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devang · 02-20-2007, 09:58 AM

ha ha ha.. quite funny!!

**squirt** · 02-20-2007, 07:42 PM

end of story lol

02-20-2007, 09:56 AM	#1 (permalink)
LAWRENCE Senior Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: VANCOUVER ISLAND CANADA Posts: 6,387 Rep Power: 661	Monkey Interview..... A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car. The officer looked down at the monkey and said "I wish you could talk." The monkey looked up at the officer and shook his head up and down. "You can understand what I’m saying?" asked the officer. Again, the monkey shook his head up and down. "Well, did you see this?" "Yes," the monkey shakes his head. "What happened?" The monkey pretended to have a can in his hand and turns it upside down by his mouth. "They were drinking?" asked the officer. "Yes." the monkey shakes his head. "What else?" The monkey pinched his fingers together and held them to his mouth. "They were smoking marijuana?" "Yes." "Now wait, you’re saying your owners were drinking, and smoking marijuana before they wrecked." "Yes." "What were you doing during all this?" The money gestures as if he is holding the steering wheel and driving. *************************** __________________ ****************

02-20-2007, 09:58 AM	#2 (permalink)
devang Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: India Posts: 15 Rep Power: 0	ha ha ha.. quite funny!! __________________ Advertising not allowed - Team Jokeroo

02-20-2007, 07:42 PM	#3 (permalink)
squirt Super Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 263,224 Rep Power: 100	end of story lol __________________