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Old 03-11-2007, 08:13 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 03-11-2007, 09:03 AM   #2 (permalink)
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What comes first the chicken or the egg
No one will ever know the answer to that one my friend.

Sure does get your mind going though! lol
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All I can tell you is something had to lay the egg..lol
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a chicken layed the egg..lol..and god made the chicken therefore...the chicken came first..hehe
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a chicken layed the egg..lol..and god made the chicken therefore...the chicken came first..hehe
It is possible that he made a fertile egg, which hatched the chicken, therefore the egg would have came first.lol
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I doubt that there were two eggs on Noah's Ark little Iceman..lol..I rest my case..NEXT..
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I doubt that there were two eggs on Noah's Ark little Iceman..lol..I rest my case..NEXT..
That was after the creation. You can't put much faith in Noah anyway..He was eat up with the dumb ass for taking two termites on a wooden ship..lol
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and if he had eggs anywhere on the Ark, chances are they were scrambled and seated next to an order of toast..lmao..
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and if he had eggs anywhere on the Ark, chances are they were scrambled and seated next to an order of toast..lmao..
Read my lips..He didn't have two eggs on the ark. He had two chickens that were hatched from the two fertile eggs that were created. This hatching process took place before the ark was built. That year that it rained forty days and nights, Texas got a half inch..
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Where did horses come from?..Were they hatched from one of these fertile eggs as well?..NOT...god created them..just like he created us..just like he created the chicken..not the egg..so there!!..lol..
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