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One by one the directors of a Chicago finance company were called in to the chairman's office until only the newest, most junior executive was left sitting-nervously outside. Finally it was his turn to be summoned. He entered the office to find the chairman and the other eight directors seated solemnly around a table.
Suddenly the chairman turned to the young man and asked: "Have you ever slept with Miss Foyt, my secretary?" "No, certainly not." "Are you absolutely sure?" persisted the chairman. "Absolutely. I've never laid a finger on her." "You'd swear to that on the Bible?" "Yes, I swear I've never had a sexual relationship with your secretary." "Good. Then you can fire her."
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