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Old 03-20-2007, 10:22 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Icon17 Viagra Or Ben Gay?

A guy walks into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "Listen, I have
three girls coming over tonight. I've never had three girls at once,
and I need something to keep me horny... keep me potent."

The pharmacist reaches under the counter, unlocks the bottom drawer and
takes out a small cardboard box marked with a label "Viagra Extra
Strength" and said, "Here, if you eat this, you'll go nuts for twelve
hours."

The guy says, "Give me three boxes."

The next day the guy walks into the same pharmacy, goes up to the
pharmacist and pulls down his pants.

The pharmacist looks in horror as he notices the man's penis is black
and blue, and the skin is hanging off in some places.

The man says, "Give me a bottle of Ben Gay."

The pharmacist replies, "Ben Gay? You're not going to put Ben Gay on
that are you?"

The man says, "No, it's for my arms - the girls didn't show up."
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Old 03-21-2007, 01:43 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Talking I Do Know Mr. Ben Gat!!!

OH YES!! I AM PERSONALLY INVOLVED WITH MR. BEN GAY. I GO TO BED WITH HIM AT NIGHT AND GET UP WITH HIM IN THE MORNING. BUY I USE THE ONE THAT IS ORDERLESS. HUGS A BUNCH MY LOVE. SUNNY SKY
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Old 03-21-2007, 01:54 AM   #3 (permalink)
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OH YES!! I AM PERSONALLY INVOLVED WITH MR. BEN GAY. I GO TO BED WITH HIM AT NIGHT AND GET UP WITH HIM IN THE MORNING. BUY I USE THE ONE THAT IS ORDERLESS. HUGS A BUNCH MY LOVE. SUNNY SKY
Seems I am starting to get to know Mr Tiger Balm myself! LOL! It is bad to have arthritis sweetie, I know! Hugs!
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Old 03-21-2007, 07:38 AM   #4 (permalink)
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A guy walks into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "Listen, I have
three girls coming over tonight. I've never had three girls at once,
and I need something to keep me horny... keep me potent."

The pharmacist reaches under the counter, unlocks the bottom drawer and
takes out a small cardboard box marked with a label "Viagra Extra
Strength" and said, "Here, if you eat this, you'll go nuts for twelve
hours."

The guy says, "Give me three boxes."

The next day the guy walks into the same pharmacy, goes up to the
pharmacist and pulls down his pants.

The pharmacist looks in horror as he notices the man's penis is black
and blue, and the skin is hanging off in some places.

The man says, "Give me a bottle of Ben Gay."

The pharmacist replies, "Ben Gay? You're not going to put Ben Gay on
that are you?"

The man says, "No, it's for my arms - the girls didn't show up."



He needs Ben Gay for his hand as well!
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that's what he gets for counting his chicks before the eggs are hatched lol
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He needs Ben Gay for his hand as well!
I wouldn't put Ben Gay on that hand if I was him! Yikes!
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that's what he gets for counting his chicks before the eggs are hatched lol
Also that is what happens when he assumes! LOL!
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I wouldn't put Ben Gay on that hand if I was him! Yikes!
Well maybe Nivea or something similiar?
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Old 03-23-2007, 02:04 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Well maybe Nivea or something similiar?
Yes something to help heal his hands cuz that looks very painful! Ouch!
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I wouldn't put Ben Gay on that hand if I was him! Yikes!


i agree sweetie. if he does he better wash his hand real well. i had a experience thinking i had washed my hands good. but thats another story. huggies baby.
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