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Southern Women
Southern women appreciate their natural assets: Clean skin. A winning smile. That unforgettable Southern drawl.
Southern women know their manners: "Yes, ma'am." "Yes, sir." "Why, no, Billy!" Southern women have a distinct way with fond expressions : "Y'all come back!" "Well, bless your heart." "Drop by when you can." "How's your Momma?" Southern women know their summer weather report: Humidity Humidity Humidity Southern women know their vacation spots: The beach The rivuh The crick Southern women know the joys of June, July, and August: Colorful hi-heel sandals Strapless sun dresses Iced sweet tea with mint Southern women know everybody's first name: Honey Darlin' Shugah Southern women know the movies that speak to their hearts: Fried Green Tomatoes Driving Miss Daisy Steel Magnolias Gone With The Wind Southern women know their religions: Baptist Methodist Football Southern women know their country breakfasts: Red-eye gravy Grits Eggs Country ham Mouth-watering homemade biscuits with momma's homemade jelly Southern women know their cities dripping with Southern charm: Chawl'stn S'vanah Foat Wuth N'awlins Addlanna Southern women know their elegant gentlemen: Men in uniform. Men in tuxedos Rhett Butler Southern girls know their prime real estate: The Mall The Country Club The Beauty Salon Southern girls know the 3 deadly sins: Having bad hair and nails Having bad manners Cooking bad food.   
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05-01-2007, 03:33 PM
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THIS IS A SERIOUS REPLY. It is not my usual drivel.
When I was inducted into the U.S. Army it was in Baltimore, Maryland, USA. I had grown up in Maryland and Washington, DC, which some consider part of the South, but I don't. Anyway, I was shipped off to Fort Jackson, SC, which is close to Charleston, South Carolina - most definitely part of the south. You know that stuff you always hear about there being more beautiful girls in the south - IT'S TRUE!!! I always thought it was nonsense, but I'm here to tell you that it is the absolute truth. I was in a company of mostly men from Pennsylvania, clearly a state of the north, and all consulted agreed - more honeys in the south. I have no idea why that would be the case, but it sure as hell was.
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