Italian Virgin

Pixsurguy · 04-30-2007, 06:49 PM

ITALIAN VIRGIN

Maria had just gotten married, and being a traditional Italian she was still a virgin. On her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was very nervous.

Her mother reassured her;

"Don't worry, Maria, Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take care of you.

Meanwhile, I'll be making pasta."

So, up she went. When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest. Maria ran downstairs to her mother and says, "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a big hairy chest."

"Don't worry, Maria," says the mother, "all good men have hairy chests.
Go upstairs. He'll take good care of you."

So, up she went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Tony took off his pants exposing his hairy legs. Again, Maria ran downstairs to her mother. "Mama, Mama, Tony took off his pants and he's got hairy legs!"

"Don't worry! All good men have hairy legs. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take good care of you."

So, up she went again. When she got there, Tony took off his socks and on his left foot he was missing three toes. When Maria saw this, she ran downstairs. "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a foot and a half!"

Her Mama said, "Stay here and stir the pasta."

buttercups · 07-05-2008, 11:41 PM

LOL! Leave it to mom to save the day

**squirt** · 07-05-2008, 11:44 PM

yeah, but she's really gonna be disappointed, mom is lol

buttercups · 07-05-2008, 11:47 PM

LOL! I'd be scared

brilor · 07-06-2008, 07:06 AM

Does she like it Al Dente?

Iceman · 07-06-2008, 09:21 AM

Mama is expecting a foot and a half, but all she is gonna get is a half of a foot...lol

04-30-2007, 06:49 PM	#1 (permalink)
Pixsurguy Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Louisville, KY Posts: 14,314	Italian Virgin ITALIAN VIRGIN Maria had just gotten married, and being a traditional Italian she was still a virgin. On her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was very nervous. Her mother reassured her; "Don't worry, Maria, Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take care of you. Meanwhile, I'll be making pasta." So, up she went. When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest. Maria ran downstairs to her mother and says, "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a big hairy chest." "Don't worry, Maria," says the mother, "all good men have hairy chests. Go upstairs. He'll take good care of you." So, up she went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Tony took off his pants exposing his hairy legs. Again, Maria ran downstairs to her mother. "Mama, Mama, Tony took off his pants and he's got hairy legs!" "Don't worry! All good men have hairy legs. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take good care of you." So, up she went again. When she got there, Tony took off his socks and on his left foot he was missing three toes. When Maria saw this, she ran downstairs. "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a foot and a half!" Her Mama said, "Stay here and stir the pasta." __________________ Thank you Squirtypoo Why am I in this handbasket and where am I going?

07-05-2008, 11:41 PM	#2 (permalink)
buttercups Jokaroo Enthusiast Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in my own world Posts: 22,779	LOL! Leave it to mom to save the day __________________

07-05-2008, 11:44 PM	#3 (permalink)
squirt Super Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 250,083	yeah, but she's really gonna be disappointed, mom is lol __________________

07-06-2008, 09:21 AM	#6 (permalink)
Iceman Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Texas Posts: 15,289	Mama is expecting a foot and a half, but all she is gonna get is a half of a foot...lol __________________

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07-05-2008, 11:47 PM	#4 (permalink)
buttercups Jokaroo Enthusiast Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in my own world Posts: 22,779	LOL! I'd be scared

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brilor Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: In between the devil and the deep blue sea! Posts: 50,551	Does she like it Al Dente?