New ears.

brilor · 06-01-2007, 09:46 AM

A very sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wants her
vaginal lips reduced in size because they were loose and flapping.

Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and The
surgeon agreed.

Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found three roses
carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately calls in
the doctor. "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!"

The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and
that the first rose was from him: "I felt sad because you went through this
all by yourself."

"The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and
empathized because she had the same procedure done some time ago."

"And what about the third rose?" she asked.

"Oh, that rose is from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank
you for his new ears."

sexysadie · 06-01-2007, 02:28 PM

Does he know? Cause he's gonna wonder why he gets wet everytime he scratches his ear..lol..

Iceman · 06-02-2007, 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sexysadie

Does he know? Cause he's gonna wonder why he gets wet everytime he scratches his ear..lol..

And he will wonder why it makes his dick hard also..

Crudebug · 06-02-2007, 10:03 AM

do his ears now glisten if he has to cum closer to listen?

06-01-2007, 09:46 AM	#1 (permalink)
brilor Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: In between the devil and the deep blue sea! Posts: 53,147 Rep Power: 2193	New ears. A very sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wants her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were loose and flapping. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and The surgeon agreed. Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found three roses carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor. "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!" The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him: "I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself." "The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and empathized because she had the same procedure done some time ago." "And what about the third rose?" she asked. "Oh, that rose is from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears." __________________ {Thanks Sexy Sadie}

06-01-2007, 02:28 PM	#2 (permalink)
sexysadie Jokaroo Enthusiast Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: In my little corner of the world! Posts: 37,673 Rep Power: 2250	Does he know? Cause he's gonna wonder why he gets wet everytime he scratches his ear..lol.. __________________

06-02-2007, 10:03 AM	#4 (permalink)
Crudebug Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: India Posts: 8,035 Rep Power: 925	do his ears now glisten if he has to cum closer to listen?