Men & Women.

[brilor]

On a chain of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of South Pacific, the
following people are stranded:

Two Italian men and one Italian woman.
Two French men and one French woman.
Two German men and one German woman.
Two Greek men and one Greek woman.
Two British men and one British woman.
Two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman.
Two Japanese men and one Japanese woman.
Two Chinese men and one Chinese woman.
Two Irish men and one Irish woman.
Two American men and one American woman.

One month later, on these absolutely stunning deserted islands in the middle
of nowhere, the following things occurred:

One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.

The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a
menage a trois.

The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits with
the German woman.

The two Greek men are sleeping together and the Greek woman is cooking and
cleaning for them.

The two British men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the British
woman.

The two Bulgarian men took one look at the Bulgarian woman and started
swimming to another island.

The two Japanese are awaiting instructions from Tokyo..

The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy, liquor store, restaurant, and
laundry, and have got the woman pregnant in order to supply more employees
for their stores.

The two Irish men divided the island into north and south and set up a
distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets
somewhat foggy after a few pints of coconut whisky. However, they're
satisfied because the British aren't having any fun.

The two American men are contemplating suicide because the American woman
will not shut up and complains relentlessly about her body, the true nature
of feminism, what the sun is doing to her skin, how she can do anything they
can do, the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of household
chores, how sand and palm trees make her look fat, how her last boyfriend
respected her opinion and treated her nicer than they do, and how her
relationship with her mother is the root cause of all her problems, and why
didn't they bring a damn cell phone so they could call 911 and get them all
rescued off this forsaken deserted island in the middle of freaking nowhere
so she can get her nails done and go shopping.

[Iceman]

That sure nailed the American women correctly..lol

[squirt]

it most certainly did not lol