A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his mother
asking him to send her a current picture. Too embarrassed to let her
know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts one in half and sends her
the top part.
Later he receives another letter asking him to send a picture to his
grandmother. The man cuts another picture in half, but accidentally sends
the bottom half. He is really worried when he realizes that he sent
the wrong part, but then remembers how bad his grandmother's eyesight is
and hopes she won't notice.
A few weeks later he receives a letter from his grandmother. It says,
"Thank you for the picture. Change your hair style? ...it makes your
nose look too long."