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    Default Bad day at Work

    Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife.
    Tearfully she explained, It's the druggist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone. I had to call multiple times before he would even answer the phone.[/SIZE]>>
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    Immediately, the husband drove downtown toconfront the druggist and demand an apology.
    Before he could say more than a word or two,the druggist told him, "Now, just a minute, listen
    to my side of it. "
    This morning the alarm failed to go off, so Iwas late getting up.
    I went without breakfast and hurried out tothe car, just to realize that I locked the house
    with both house and car keys inside and had tobreak a window to get my keys.
    Then, driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket.
    Later, when I was about three blocks from thestore, I had a flat tire.
    When I finally got to the store there was a bunchof people waiting for me to open up. I got the store
    opened and started waiting on these people, and allthe time the darn phone was ringing off the hook.
    He continued, Then I had to break a roll of nickelsagainst the cash register drawer to make change,
    and they spilled all over the floor. I had to getdown on my hands and knees to pick up the nickels
    and the phone was still ringing.
    When I came up I cracked my head on the opencash drawer, which made me stagger back against
    a showcase with a bunch of perfume bottles on it.Half of them hit the floor and broke.
    Meanwhile, the phone is still ringing with no let up,and I finally got back to answer it.
    It was your wife. She wanted to know how to usea rectal thermometer.
    And believe me mister, as God is my witness,All I did was tell her.>>


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    ... to shove it up her ass lol










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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt View Post
    ... to shove it up her ass lol
    Sounds like the proper instructions to me..lol


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    Quote Originally Posted by Iceman View Post
    Sounds like the proper instructions to me..lol
    I don't think she got the point ... lol










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    He should have told her to stick it in her ear..lol..








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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt View Post
    I don't think she got the point ... lol
    Guess she just took it wrong..That happens a lot...lol


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    Quote Originally Posted by sexysadie View Post
    He should have told her to stick it in her ear..lol..
    Should have told the grouchy bitch to take a Midol and go back to bed.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Iceman View Post
    Guess she just took it wrong..That happens a lot...lol
    that makes me wonder if she went home and stuck it in her mouth lol










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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt View Post
    that makes me wonder if she went home and stuck it in her mouth lol
    If she was that damn dumb, she don't need to be sticking it anywhere..lol


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