Todays Blonde Joke...... - Page 3

brilor · 10-17-2007, 04:59 AM

Pyramid Of Jokes

There was 3 girls, a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. and they found a pyramid. they read a tablet that said "this is the pyramid of 100 steps. if you
get to the top of it, you will get what you've wanted all your life. but be warned, every 5 steps a person will pop out and tell a joke, and if you laugh, you can never try again."

so the brunette gets to the 5th step and laughs, so she could never try again.

the red head got to the 20th step and laughed, so she could never try again.

then the blonde got to the 99th step and laughed. then the guy who was going to tell the joke said "why did you laugh, i didnt tell the joke yet." then the blonde said "i know, i laughed because i just got the first joke!"

brilor · 10-17-2007, 05:06 AM

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive,
double-pane energy-efficient kind. Yesterday, I got a call from the
contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the windows had
been installed a whole year ago and I hadn't paid for them yet.

Now just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically
stupid. So I told him just exactly what his fast-talking sales guy had
told ME last year; namely, that in just ONE YEAR these windows would
pay for themselves!

Helllooooo"!! (I told him). "It's been a year"!
There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just
hung up. He hasn't called back, probably too embarrassed about
forgetting the guarantee they made me. Bet he won't underestimate my
intelligence again!

indianajoe · 10-17-2007, 06:41 PM

A blonde goes into a coffee shop and notices there's a "peel and win"sticker on her coffee cup. So she

peels it off and starts screaming, "I've won a motorhome! I've won a motorhome!"

The waitress says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize is a free lunch.

But the blonde keeps on screaming, "I've won a motorhome! I've won a
motorhome!"

You couldn't possibly have won a motorhome because we didn't have that as a prize.
The blonde says,"No, it's not a mistake. I've won a motorhome!"

And she hands the ticket to the manager and he reads...

(Scroll down!! YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS... I PROMISE !)

"W I N A B A G E L"
I just pass them on, I don't write them!

pssst...sorry Sadie

sexysadie · 10-17-2007, 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by indianajoe

A blonde goes into a coffee shop and notices there's a "peel and win"sticker on her coffee cup. So she

peels it off and starts screaming, "I've won a motorhome! I've won a motorhome!"

The waitress says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize is a free lunch.

But the blonde keeps on screaming, "I've won a motorhome! I've won a
motorhome!"

You couldn't possibly have won a motorhome because we didn't have that as a prize.
The blonde says,"No, it's not a mistake. I've won a motorhome!"

And she hands the ticket to the manager and he reads...

(Scroll down!! YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS... I PROMISE !)

"W I N A B A G E L"
I just pass them on, I don't write them!

pssst...sorry Sadie

No need for sorry's Joe..lol..but that spanking is looking better and better!!

brilor · 10-18-2007, 07:23 AM

A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.
She sobs, "Robert doesn't appreciate what I do for him."

"Now, now," her mother comforted, "I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding."

"No, mother," you don't understand.
"I bought a frozen turkey roll and he yelled and screamed at me about the price!"

"Well, the nerve of that lousy cheapskate!" says her mom.
"Those turkey rolls are only a few dollars."

"No, mother it wasn't the price of the turkey, it was the airplane ticket."
"Airplane ticket.... What did you need an airplane ticket for?"

"Well mother, when I went to fix it, I looked at the directions on the package and it said -
'Prepare from a frozen state,' so I flew to Alaska!"

brilor · 10-18-2007, 07:25 AM

The water-proof towel
Glow in the dark sunglasses
Solar powered flashlights
Submarine screen doors
A book on how to read
Inflatable dart boards
A dictionary index
Powdered water
Pedal powered wheel chairs
Water proof tea bags
Watermelon seed sorter
Zero proof alchohol
Reusable ice cubes
See through tiolet tissue
Skinless bananas
Do it yourself roadmap
Helicopter ejector seat

brilor · 10-18-2007, 07:25 AM

A blonde came home from her first day commuting into the city.
Her mother noticed she was looking a little peaked and asked, "Honey, are you feeling all right?"

"Not really," the blonde replied. "I'm nauseous from sitting backward on the train."

"Poor dear," Mom said. "Why didn't you ask the person sitting across from you to switch seats for a while?"

"I couldn't," she replied, "there was no one there."