Todays Blonde Joke......

[squirt]

Originally Posted by brilor

And if you are really bad you might get a BJ!
(Squirt is always threatening me with that)!

you naughty boy you, go to my room! lol

[brilor]

A woman hired a contractor to repaint the interior of her house. The woman walked the man through the second floor of her home and told him what colors she wanted for each room. As they walked through the first room, the woman said, "I think I would like this room in a cream color." The contractor wrote on his clipboard, walked to the window, opened it and yelled out, "Green side up!" He then closed the window and continued following the woman to the next room. The woman looked confused, but proceeded with her tour. "In this room, I was thinking of an off blue." Again, the contractor wrote this down, went to the window, opened it and yelled out, "Green side up!" This baffled the woman, but she was hesitant to say anything. In the next room, the woman said she would like it painted in a light rose color. And once more, the contractor opened the window and yelled, "Green side up!" Struck with curiosity, the woman mustered up the nerve to ask, "Why do you keep yelling 'Green side up' out my window every time I tell you the color I would like the room?" The contractor replied, "Because I have a crew of blondes laying sod across the street."

[squirt]

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Blondes don't screw in light bulbs. They screw in Jacuzzis

[brilor]

What do you call a blonde with an IQ of 1?


GIFTED!

[squirt]

A blonde and her girlfriend went to the beach for the day. As they wandered up and down the shoreline in their bikinis the girlfriend began to notice that the blonde seemed to be having some difficulty walking. The girlfriend finally said, "Did you hurt your leg or something? You're walking very strangely." The blonde replied, "I have a big date tonight and I've got curlers in my hair."

[LAWRENCE]

At the pub, a little blonde guy exchanged words with
a big bald guy,and it looked like they were about to
go to blows.

"You've got a lot of nerve for such a shrimp!" snarled
the big guy.

"Look, you big jerk," barked the little blonde guy.
"I'm not scared of anybody, or anything! I come from
a long line of jumpers. My great-grandfather jumped
with no parachute from a balloon. My grand-
father jumped without a 'chute from a biplane. My
mother and father both jumped from a jet. And tomorrow,
*I* jump from a rocket!"

"You're crazy, you little twerp," said the big guy.
"You could get killed!"

"So what?" said the little blonde guy. "I have no family!"


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[Barbie Doll]

What about Red Heads?

[squirt]

[squirt]

On a plane flight from Seattle to Chicago, a blonde was sitting in economy class. About half way through the flight, she got up and moved to an empty seat in first class. A flight attendant, who observed this, went over to her and politely explained that she had to move back to economy class because that was what her ticket was for. The blonde replied, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Chicago and I'm staying right here."

After several attempts to explain to the blonde why she had to return to economy class, the flight attendant gave up. She went to the cockpit and explained the situation to the pilot and co-pilot. The co-pilot said, "Let me try." He went up to the blonde and politely tried to explain to her why she needed to return to her seat in economy class.

But the blonde only replied, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Chicago and I'm staying right here." Frustrated, the co-pilot returned to the cockpit. He suggested that perhaps they should have the airline call the police and have her arrested when they land.

"Wait a minute," said the pilot, "Did you say she's blonde? I can handle this. My wife is a blonde. I speak Blonde." So he went up to the woman sitting in first class and whispered something in her ear.

"I'm sorry," said the blonde, and she promptly got up and returned to her seat in economy class. "What did you say to her?" asked the astonished flight attendant and co-pilot. To which the pilot replied, "I just told her that first class isn't going to Chicago."

[GOLDEN_GIRL]

Great post!!!

ON POD LAWRENCE!!