06-23-2009, 10:37 PM
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Jerry was walking near a ladies fashion store when he observed this knockout blonde approaching him.
He says to the lady, "You are a gal with my favourite kind of legs!" The blonde asks, "And just what kind of legs are they?" Jerry says, " They have feet on one end and pussy on the other!" 
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06-24-2009, 10:47 PM
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06-24-2009, 10:48 PM
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A young blonde, having just returned from a great week-long vacation in South America, walked into the local bank and asked about exchanging currency. The teller said he would try to help her. After she plopped a huge wad of bills onto the counter, the teller then counted it, made a phone call, and returned to count out $27.18. The wide-eyed woman gasped. "You mean to tell me that's all I get for that mountain of bills?" "I'm afraid so Miss," replied the teller, "That's the current rate of exchange according to our foreign exchange section." "Good Grief!" she hissed, "and I gave that cheap skunk breakfast, too!"
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06-25-2009, 04:07 AM
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A blonde girl called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: "They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!" she cried.
The dispatcher said, "Stay calm. An officer is on the way." A few minutes later, the officer radios in. "Disregard." He says. "She got in the back-seat by mistake."
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06-26-2009, 08:28 PM
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Lori, the pert and pretty Blonde nurse took her troubles to a resident psychiatrist in the hospital where she worked.
"Doctor, you must help me," she pleaded. "It's gotten so that every time I date one of the young doctors here, I end up in bed with him. And then afterward, I feel guilty and depressed for a week." "I see," nodded the psychiatrist. "And you want me to strengthen your will power and resolve in this matter?" "For God's sake, no!" exclaimed the Nurse. "I want you to fix it so I won't feel guilty and depressed afterward." 
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06-30-2009, 02:48 PM
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The blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and
her right breast hanging out. A policeman approaches her and says, "Ma'am, are you aware I could cite you for indecent exposure?" She says, "Why, officer?" "Because your breast is exposed." "Oh. my God", says the blonde. "I left the baby on the bus!"
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06-30-2009, 03:26 PM
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I asked this Blonde girl to go to a movie with me, and she said, "No, I won't go
to the movie with you because I know what you will do! You will unbutton my blouse with one hand, and have your other hand on my leg!" I said, "I wouldn't dare do that! Why, people behind me could see us!" She says, "That's right, so could we get there early and get seats in the back row?"
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