Todays Blonde Joke......

[hortysir]

sounds like a plan

[LAWRENCE]

A blonde student was in his the college campus bookstore.

Questioning the store clerk about a book for one of his classes, the clerk responded, "This book will do half the job for you."

"Good," the blonde replied, "I'll take two."

[LAWRENCE]

A young blonde, having just returned from a great
week-long vacation in South America, walked into
the local bank and asked about exchanging currency.
The teller said he would try to help her.
After she plopped a huge wad of bills onto the counter,
the teller then counted it, made a phone call,
and returned to count out $27.18.The wide-eyed woman gasped.
"You mean to tell me that's all I get for that mountain of bills?"
"I'm afraid so Miss," replied the teller, "That's the current
rate of exchange according to our foreign exchange section."
"Good Grief!" she hissed, "and I gave that cheap skunk breakfast, too!"

[LAWRENCE]

A blonde from California decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle.
In terror, she grabs for the horse’s mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse’s neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety.
Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup, she is now at the mercy of the horse’s pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune . . . the Supermarket manager sees her and shuts the horse off!

[konifur2]

Originally Posted by LAWRENCE

A blonde from California decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience.

that reminds me of a true story.i was in the city center on a football match day and there was a police woman on horseback.i over heard this wise guy say to her,"Hey! that horse looks tired." the police women replied,"so would you be, if you had been inbetween my legs for six hours."

[Seti]

The policewoman was obviously not a blonde!

[konifur2]

what do you call a animal with a c*nt in the middle of it`s back?

police horse.

[LAWRENCE]

Q: Why did the blonde pee on the floor?

A: Because the sign said "wet floor."

[squirt]

[Seti]