Todays Blonde Joke...... - Page 5

Romford Lad · 11-08-2007, 07:45 AM

Lawrence.......... Congrats on POD..... my I suggest one is careful "which" blonde you tell them to !!

Romford Lad · 11-08-2007, 07:59 AM

.......... having said that ??? you can't help but love them!!

Romford Lad · 11-08-2007, 08:01 AM

......... and they are always ready to teach us something ??

Romford Lad · 11-08-2007, 09:00 AM

.....and then a blonde will say something that's really difficult to argue against!!

Romford Lad · 11-08-2007, 09:12 AM

.....then they let the side down, and do something reaallllly stupid !!

Romford Lad · 11-08-2007, 09:20 AM

Now what would you do ??

chatroux · 11-08-2007, 02:05 PM

Funny post & add-ons!!!

tasman · 11-08-2007, 09:06 PM

A blonde walks into a beauty salon with a walkman on and tells the and tells the hair dresser "I want to get my hair done, but you have to let me keep the walkman on. Can you do that?" The hair dresser says "Well, I've never done it before, but I'll try." So nshe sits down in the chair and the stylist goes to work. While he is working on her hair, she falls asleep. He thinks to himself "She's asleep, she'll never know if I take those headphones off." so he takes off the headphones and proceeds to finish with her hair, It looks great, unfortunately the blonde dies. So the guy calls the police. The medical examiner comes in to check out the body. The first thing he notices is the walkman headphones in her lap. he picks up the the headphones and puts them to his ear. He hears "Breathe in... Breathe out. Breathe in... Breathe out"

LAWRENCE · 11-09-2007, 02:57 AM

A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally broached the subject in which the doctor was most at ease. "Would you mind telling me, Doctor," she asked, "how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?"

"Nothing is easier," he replied. "You ask a simple question which anyone should answer with no trouble. If he hesitates, that puts you on the track."

"What sort of question?"

"Well, you might ask him, 'Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?'

The blonde thought a moment, then said with a nervous laugh, "You wouldn't happen to have another example would you? I must confess I don't know much about history."

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**squirt** · 11-11-2007, 09:13 PM

Bambi (a blonde) goes to the local novelty shop and finds a pair of x-ray glasses. She checks them out, and isn't fully convinced, but the store assistant comes along and closes the deal. On her way home, Bambi puts on her new x-ray glasses and, bingo! She sees everyone in the street naked. She takes them off for a moment, and everyone has their clothes on. Puts the glasses back on...everyone is naked! "Cool!"

As she arrives back home, she is eager to show her new toy to her husband, but can't find him. She goes up to the bedroom and finds her husband and the young woman from next door naked in bed. She takes the glasses off, and the two are still naked. She put them back on, and they are still naked.

Bambi then says: "Darn, I just paid fifty bucks for these and they're already broken!"

11-09-2007, 02:57 AM	#49 (permalink)
LAWRENCE Senior Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: VANCOUVER ISLAND CANADA Posts: 6,036	A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally broached the subject in which the doctor was most at ease. "Would you mind telling me, Doctor," she asked, "how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?" "Nothing is easier," he replied. "You ask a simple question which anyone should answer with no trouble. If he hesitates, that puts you on the track." "What sort of question?" "Well, you might ask him, 'Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?' The blonde thought a moment, then said with a nervous laugh, "You wouldn't happen to have another example would you? I must confess I don't know much about history." ************************************ __________________ ****************

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11-08-2007, 07:45 AM	#41 (permalink)
Romford Lad Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Romford, Essex, England Posts: 1,546	Lawrence.......... Congrats on POD..... my I suggest one is careful "which" blonde you tell them to !!

11-08-2007, 07:59 AM	#42 (permalink)
Romford Lad Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Romford, Essex, England Posts: 1,546	.......... having said that ??? you can't help but love them!!

11-08-2007, 08:01 AM	#43 (permalink)
Romford Lad Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Romford, Essex, England Posts: 1,546	......... and they are always ready to teach us something ??

11-08-2007, 09:00 AM	#44 (permalink)
Romford Lad Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Romford, Essex, England Posts: 1,546	.....and then a blonde will say something that's really difficult to argue against!!

11-08-2007, 09:12 AM	#45 (permalink)
Romford Lad Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Romford, Essex, England Posts: 1,546	.....then they let the side down, and do something reaallllly stupid !!

11-08-2007, 09:20 AM	#46 (permalink)
Romford Lad Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Romford, Essex, England Posts: 1,546	Now what would you do ??

11-08-2007, 02:05 PM	#47 (permalink)
chatroux Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Orlando, Florida Posts: 2,728	Funny post & add-ons!!!

11-08-2007, 09:06 PM	#48 (permalink)
tasman Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: USA Posts: 466	A blonde walks into a beauty salon with a walkman on and tells the and tells the hair dresser "I want to get my hair done, but you have to let me keep the walkman on. Can you do that?" The hair dresser says "Well, I've never done it before, but I'll try." So nshe sits down in the chair and the stylist goes to work. While he is working on her hair, she falls asleep. He thinks to himself "She's asleep, she'll never know if I take those headphones off." so he takes off the headphones and proceeds to finish with her hair, It looks great, unfortunately the blonde dies. So the guy calls the police. The medical examiner comes in to check out the body. The first thing he notices is the walkman headphones in her lap. he picks up the the headphones and puts them to his ear. He hears "Breathe in... Breathe out. Breathe in... Breathe out"

11-11-2007, 09:13 PM	#50 (permalink)
squirt Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 236,762	Bambi (a blonde) goes to the local novelty shop and finds a pair of x-ray glasses. She checks them out, and isn't fully convinced, but the store assistant comes along and closes the deal. On her way home, Bambi puts on her new x-ray glasses and, bingo! She sees everyone in the street naked. She takes them off for a moment, and everyone has their clothes on. Puts the glasses back on...everyone is naked! "Cool!" As she arrives back home, she is eager to show her new toy to her husband, but can't find him. She goes up to the bedroom and finds her husband and the young woman from next door naked in bed. She takes the glasses off, and the two are still naked. She put them back on, and they are still naked. Bambi then says: "Darn, I just paid fifty bucks for these and they're already broken!"