Todays Blonde Joke......

[Ms.Diablo50]

Originally Posted by hortysir

Hey, Ms
Ware yew bin?

Hello Handsome,,, Working 3 double shifts in a row then one reg shift and then another 3 doubles !! We need more nurses in IL here...

[Boys Night Out]

During a recent password audit, it
was found that a blonde was using the following
password:

MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoo fy

When asked why such a big password, she said that it had
to be at least 8 characters long.

[hortysir]

Originally Posted by Ms.Diablo50

Hello Handsome,,, Working 3 double shifts in a row then one reg shift and then another 3 doubles !! We need more nurses in IL here...

wait until they add 20 million new patients

[hortysir]

How many blonde joke are there total?



Just 1
The rest are true stories

[LAWRENCE]

Q: What is the first thing a blonde learns when she takes driving lessons ?
A: You can also sit upright in a car.

Q: Why do blondes have big bellybuttons?
A: From dating blonde men.

Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?
A: From eating with forks.

Q: Why do blondes have more fun?
A1: Because they don't know any better.
A2: They are easier to keep amused.
A3: Because they are easier to find in the dark.

Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?
A1: So they know if it is morning or afternoon.
A2: So that when they're on the train they can tell if they're going
to work or coming home.

Q: Why do blondes have square boobs?
A: Because they forgot to take the tissues out of the box.

Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?
A: Tits go in front.

Q: Why do blondes take the pill?
A: So they know what day of the week it is.

Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A: Because that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables.

Q: Why do blondes wear earmuffs?
A: To avoid the draft.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings?
A: They have to have some place to rest their ankles.

Q: Why do blondes wear panties?
A: To keep their ankles warm.

Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads?
A: To keep from bruising their ears.

Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?
A: To catch as much as they can that is over their heads.

Q: Why do blondes wear tight skirts?
A: To keep their legs together.

Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?
A: They make good ankle warmers.



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[brilor]

What is the differnce between a blonde and a brick? A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around whining.

[brilor]

What is the differnce between a Blond and a P.C : A PC accepts floppy's

[brilor]

She was tired of everyone thinking that blondes were stupid, and she didn't like all these jokes. To end the injustice, she decided to prove to the world that she was smart.

In order to prove herself, she chose to memorize the capital of every American state. It wasn't an easy task, but she was determined and eventually managed to do it.

A few days later she was in a bar, and heard a couple of men laughing at a blonde joke. This was the perfect opportunity to start righting all the wrongs that had been done to blondes in the past - she would set these men straight!

Marching over at a rapid pace she announced,
"It isn't true that all blondes are stupid, and I will prove it. Just ask me the capital of any American state, and I will tell you what it is."

Although a little surprised, the men did challenge her and asked,
"Ok, how about Arizona?"

The Blonde, after pausing for a moments thought, proudly gave the answer,
"A"!

[brilor]

The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.

"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

[brilor]

A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied,


"You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."