Todays Blonde Joke...... - Page 7

tasman · 11-23-2007, 11:55 PM

A blond is following a truck through town, they stop at a traffic light, she gets out of her car and runs up to the cab of the truck and knocks on the door. The driver rolls his window down and the blond says "Hi, my name is Heather, and I thought you should know you're losing some of your load." The guy just rolls his window up and goes on his way when the light turns green. At the next light, the blond jumps out again, runs up to the truck, knocks and says "HI, my name is Heather, and I thought you should know, you're losing some of your load." The guy says "Look lady, just leave me alone." and again goes on his way. At the next light, the whole thing is repeated. "Hi, I'm Heather and I thought you should know you're losing some of your load." Again, the guy takes off as soon as the light turns green. At the next light, the guy stops and runs back to the blond's car and says "Hi, I'm Dave, it's November, We're in Cleveland, Ohio, and I'M DRIVING A SALT TRUCK."

LAWRENCE · 11-24-2007, 08:24 PM

A blonde owned a small business that she was about to lose, so she went to the church and prayed: "God, if I don't win the lotto, I will lose my business."
She didn't win. So the next day she was about to lose her business and her Car. She went to the church to pray: "God, if I don't win the lotto, I will lose my business and my car." Still, she didn't win. So the next day she was bout to lose her business, her car and her house. She went to the church to Pray: "God, if I don't win the lotto, I will lose my business, my car and my house." Then suddenly the blonde was surrounded by a blinding white light, and she heard the booming voice of God declare, "Buy a ticket!!!"

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Acapella · 11-25-2007, 02:50 AM

I've heard this is a true story. A blonde walks into a NAPA dealer and asks for a 710 cap. The deals says "What's a 710 cap? What does it do?" She replies "I don't know but it's always on the engine and it's not there now". So he says "Can you draw me a picture of it?". So the blonde draws a picture of a metal cap about 2 inches in diameter and puts a '710' on the top at which point the dealer (and his buddies behind the counter) break-up laughing. Hint: Read it upside-down.

truckoflites · 11-25-2007, 04:46 AM

Too much too much, LMAO. Congrats on POD.

nelgl13 · 11-25-2007, 09:35 AM

I Just Love Blondes Lol

**squirt** · 11-25-2007, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by nelgl13

I Just Love Blondes Lol

imagine that ... lol

LAWRENCE · 11-25-2007, 12:46 PM

A blonde in Las Vegas goes up to the Coke machine, puts in a dollar, and gets a Coke.

She puts in another dollar and gets another Coke.

She puts in another dollar and gets another Coke.

She puts in another dollar and gets another Coke.

Finally, the man behind her says, "Hey, lady. Do you think I could use the machine?"

She replies, "Fuck off! Can't you see I'm winning!

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stevent222 · 11-25-2007, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by LAWRENCE

A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the
tip of her index finger shot off.

"How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.

"Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied.

"What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by
shooting your finger off?"

"No silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest,
and I thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants,
I'm not shooting myself in the chest."

"So then?" asked the doctor.

"Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid
$3000.00 to get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in
the mouth."

"So then?"

"Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to
make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I
pulled the trigger."

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This one seems about the most logical one of them all.

GOLDEN_GIRL · 11-25-2007, 06:40 PM

These are great....Congrats again on POD...lol!!

leaffan666 · 11-25-2007, 07:47 PM

great blonde jokes

11-24-2007, 08:24 PM	#62 (permalink)
LAWRENCE Senior Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: VANCOUVER ISLAND CANADA Posts: 8,117 Rep Power: 1914	A blonde owned a small business that she was about to lose, so she went to the church and prayed: "God, if I don't win the lotto, I will lose my business." She didn't win. So the next day she was about to lose her business and her Car. She went to the church to pray: "God, if I don't win the lotto, I will lose my business and my car." Still, she didn't win. So the next day she was bout to lose her business, her car and her house. She went to the church to Pray: "God, if I don't win the lotto, I will lose my business, my car and my house." Then suddenly the blonde was surrounded by a blinding white light, and she heard the booming voice of God declare, "Buy a ticket!!!" ************************************** ******* __________________ ****************

11-25-2007, 04:46 AM	#64 (permalink)
truckoflites Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 1,559 Rep Power: 349	Too much too much, LMAO. Congrats on POD. __________________ CONGRATS ON POST-OF-DAY.

11-25-2007, 12:46 PM	#67 (permalink)
LAWRENCE Senior Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: VANCOUVER ISLAND CANADA Posts: 8,117 Rep Power: 1914	Vegas Coke Machine ..... A blonde in Las Vegas goes up to the Coke machine, puts in a dollar, and gets a Coke. She puts in another dollar and gets another Coke. She puts in another dollar and gets another Coke. She puts in another dollar and gets another Coke. Finally, the man behind her says, "Hey, lady. Do you think I could use the machine?" She replies, "Fuck off! Can't you see I'm winning! ************************************** ** __________________ ****************

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GOLDEN_GIRL Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: FLORIDA Posts: 4,092 Rep Power: 2199	These are great....Congrats again on POD...lol!! __________________ Thanks Grouchie!

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11-23-2007, 11:55 PM	#61 (permalink)
tasman Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: USA Posts: 647 Rep Power: 208	A blond is following a truck through town, they stop at a traffic light, she gets out of her car and runs up to the cab of the truck and knocks on the door. The driver rolls his window down and the blond says "Hi, my name is Heather, and I thought you should know you're losing some of your load." The guy just rolls his window up and goes on his way when the light turns green. At the next light, the blond jumps out again, runs up to the truck, knocks and says "HI, my name is Heather, and I thought you should know, you're losing some of your load." The guy says "Look lady, just leave me alone." and again goes on his way. At the next light, the whole thing is repeated. "Hi, I'm Heather and I thought you should know you're losing some of your load." Again, the guy takes off as soon as the light turns green. At the next light, the guy stops and runs back to the blond's car and says "Hi, I'm Dave, it's November, We're in Cleveland, Ohio, and I'M DRIVING A SALT TRUCK."

11-25-2007, 02:50 AM	#63 (permalink)
Acapella Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Cowtown, Alberta Posts: 4 Rep Power: 0	I've heard this is a true story. A blonde walks into a NAPA dealer and asks for a 710 cap. The deals says "What's a 710 cap? What does it do?" She replies "I don't know but it's always on the engine and it's not there now". So he says "Can you draw me a picture of it?". So the blonde draws a picture of a metal cap about 2 inches in diameter and puts a '710' on the top at which point the dealer (and his buddies behind the counter) break-up laughing. Hint: Read it upside-down.

11-25-2007, 09:35 AM	#65 (permalink)
nelgl13 Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Baytown Tx Posts: 397 Rep Power: 106	I Just Love Blondes Lol

11-25-2007, 07:47 PM	#70 (permalink)
leaffan666 Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 54 Rep Power: 47	great blonde jokes