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Old 11-12-2008, 03:35 PM   #41 (permalink)
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Old 11-13-2008, 05:31 AM   #42 (permalink)
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A man was driving to work when a truck ran a stop sign, hit his car broadside, and knocked him cold. Passersby pulled him from the wreck and revived him. He began a terrific struggle and had to be tranquilized by the medics. Later, when he was calm, they asked him why he struggled so.

He said, "I remember the impact, then nothing. I woke up on a concrete slab in front of a huge, flashing sign. Turns out somebody was standing in front of the 'S' on the 'Shell' sign.
True story, Squirt. I live in a desert where the summer temperatures average 118 degrees. There was a Shell truck stop just off of the interstate. One day, the "S" in the SHELL sign fell off. It took them 3 years to replace it. The local paper opined that, instead of replacing the "S", they should just paint the words "City Limits" under it.
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True story, Squirt. I live in a desert where the summer temperatures average 118 degrees. There was a Shell truck stop just off of the interstate. One day, the "S" in the SHELL sign fell off. It took them 3 years to replace it. The local paper opined that, instead of replacing the "S", they should just paint the words "City Limits" under it.
I'm guessing they didn't? lol
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